The unexamined life.

Nobody specified who must do the examination.

An objective appraisal is always preferable.

Solidarity.

All female, all the time.

We aren't sure about the hair color, though.

Pat Pending.

He can always make a new and improved version.

But new diseases are where the real money is.

In the best of all possible worlds.

That would not be a joke.

It will grow on you.

Social cues.

You have to be able to pick up on the nuances.

Keep your receipt.

Analyze This!

It's enough to give one a complex.

And why do you think that is?

Pygmalion.

It helps if they actually say where they came from.

Or as Eliza would say, "Cor."

Ring-a-ding-ding.

Or Ding-a-ling, whichever fits,

Typewriters don't have line wrap.

Welcome to B.D.O.W.Guy Middle School.

Or Generic Middle School, as we lovingly call it.

He was probably not very lively when alive.

Strange attractor.

Drinking to forget.

Cat's out of the bag.

Not Tchaikovsky's Nutcracker.

It just stands to reason that there was a female.

You can learn a lot in a bar.

A dish best served cold.

Time for a little "walking tall" action.

There's a village somewhere that should be afraid.

Roach motel.

Roaches check in, but they never check out.

Stop bugging me!

Pop your top.

The whole country went down the drain with zip-top cans.

Nothing but softies.

Ignore the man behind the curtain.

Follow the yellow brick road.

Which probably was only painted to look like brick.

Kardashian IQ test.

Just don't drag Bruce Jenner into it.

It's always the dragon who suffers.

Half-way house.

Never quite there.

Not by half.

Can't knock the Fonz.

He is more than a celebrity. He's an actor and producer.

And he jumped the shark.

Timing is everything.

When is just as important as how.

A well-timed flush is even better.

Immunotherapy.

Gradual exposure to larger and larger doses.

Allergy to the truth can be difficult to overcome.

Mandy Rice-Davies.

John Profumo, Abe Fortas, and all the rest of 1960s gang.

Non sequitur by dadgum.

Nowhere this.

Now work on palindromes.

Cruelty, thy name is Foxx.

The inflammation superhighway.

Let's party like it's 1999.

Better late than never,

The big brushoff.

She put him on the Do-Not-Call list.

Don't call us, we'll not call you.

Fred Sanford was here.

That's not junk. It's valuable scrap.

Or maybe it's performance art.

Not for long.

Let us show you ConTemp'd.

Ten months on, two months off. Who needs full-time?

The New McCarthyism.

Lockjaw would not be a bad thing with Jenny McCarthy.

And she can keep her e-cigarettes, too.

BVD vs. DVD.

Who wins out in the lab test?

Watchable underwear, the next big thing.

Apple cheeked.

The balance sheet is in her favor.

Indulge her. She doesn't have long.

Bank holiday.

They celebrate every day with your money.

One big happy family.

Can cause.

Limpness of the credit or debit card.

And exhaustion of the bank account.