As Juliet said to Romeo.

Parting is such sweet sorrow.

Twin Benjamins lost.

Invisible Man.

Some people age better than others.

Passing acquaintance.

Most unkindest cut of all.

They should have cut out all the unnecessary panels.

And cut right to the chase.

Do not attempt at home.

What other kind of license would be needed for a commercial?

Ties into those schools that advertise for CDL certification.

Rare is as rare does.

She means rare in the sense of "special."

Going a bit off-topic.

Collective Bargaining Agreement.

Management reserves to itself the right to intimidate.

And if that doesn't work, terrify.

Metric to avoirdupois conversion.

That claim is hard to swallow.

The good news is that that is the infant and toddler dosage.

Practicalities.

Something that can be used every day.

Selling things that fell of a truck is also a useful skill.

Run him up the flagpole and see who salutes.

Alvin "Shipwreck" Kelly could have been a Stylite.

Students should join the Student Union.

Case by case.

Actually, it was because of the hand composition of pages.

The Upper Case was further away from the compositor.

A refund he can't refuse.

No questions asked...

Without being advised of his right to remain above ground.

Fine tuning.

It could just be chance that it worked out that way.

Why is there something rather than nothing?

The person you least suspect.

You are probably wondering why I gathered you here today.

It's always the long-lost cousin from Argentina.

Hedy Lamarr, not Hedley Lamarr.

She also invented the cellphone, sort of.

And she threatened to sue Mel Brooks.

Hookman.

If you discount the monster under the bed.

You still have to be ready for Mr. Bumpy.

Translation in progress.

Geezer Talk into 21st Century.

Geezers say the darndest things.

Playing chicken.

The noble, self-sacrificing chickens.

Gave themselves up to protect Dabney.

A horse of a different odor.

Starting a rendering plant in the kitchen, perhaps,

What will Barney Google have to keep him warm now?

Points for the escape.

The takedown is easy.

The pin is harder.

Don Rickles Day.

Maybe he can be persuaded to do his Clark Gable impression.

Or tell that story about Run Silent, Run Deep.

Yours truly, Ken More.

Your refrigerator might have been hacked.

Or its AI is very advanced.

Employee of the month.

Eb is such a drama queen.

A little angina never hurt anyone.

O, Henry.

Presumably, it's Nancy.

Don't think about it.

Have a cow, man.

The people-moover of the future.

Bart Simpson notwithstanding.

An American Tragedy.

It's more like an Andersonville for billionaires.

IF you can't find an American atrocity, you aren't trying hard enough.

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Send back my letters. I won't pay blackmail to you.

Uniformity.

Hate to break it to you...

But men in the Army also wear blouses (or is it blice?)

The Sophisicates.

High-brow humor.

That lump on the forehead makes it high-brow,

Sneak, snack, snuck.

D-long O-ve.

Barney jumpt to conclusions.

mRNA.

Some people just don't have a sense of humor.

Even so, it's hard to believe that she didn't laugh.

That's the ticket.

Back to riding the commuter train for you.

Striking a blow for feminism.