Hobby by proxy.

Talk to the people who will be responsible later.

Give them something to look forward to.

PSA.

Pillsbury Service Announcement.

Got a sprain? Kill the pain.

I have a little list.

It could be worse...

Duane might want to ride along.

Hi-yo silver.

Check your change.

Make that "silver cents."

Pride of ownership.

The one with the brand that says

"Property of J.B. Pillsbury."

It's an honor just to be nominated.

If you can't be sincere about a fake award...

What can you be sincere about?

Hott times.

Duane has such subtle moves.

The view is better there. Situational awareness is vital.

The sum of all fears.

Fear of fear itself.

Phobophobia, fear of the Martian moon.

A man a plan a canal Panama.

He's got them coming and going.

Backward ran sentences until reeled the mind.

Closed for business.

Ecks marks the spot.

Why not download Ad Block?

On the menu.

Is potluck too specific?

Anything on a blue plate.

Magical thinking.

Sharing is for the weak.

There is no crisis that cannot be solved by cookies.

Encryption workaround.

A little social engineering can defeat any password.

It's easier than hacking the password.

Until the end of time.

When you gotta go...

You gotta go.

Mean Grrls.

Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.

And sometimes it's just to be cruel.

Cancel(l)ed.

Who the "L" knows?

Spelling flames can get very heated.

Fun, fun, fun.

Good jokes are hard to find.

Never throw one away.

Salad days.

Don't forget to say grace.

Lettuce spray.

I've been working on the railroad.

Sarcasm is his avocation.

But complaining is his vocation.

Quite the caper.

Some joke, putting rabbit droppings in the food.

She's trying. very trying, too.

May the Dorks be with you.

The merchandising would be disappointing.

Mel Brooks already invented the Vacuum of Space.

GIve or take.

Cynthia is more average than other average students.

That's a solid "C."

Quite an earful.

How about the old Thermometer-over-an-Open-Flame trick?

Malingering doesn't have to be complicated.

Thought for the day.

Not exactly the kind of message that Mrs. Van Pelt gave Linus.

But that was then.

A whale of a tale.

No actual Prince of Wales was harmed in the making of this strip.

Charlie Hustle, on the other hand...

Designated driver.

It's good to think ahead.

Clear head, empty head. Semantics.

Hiss.

Not to let the air out of Duane's plans...

But Val is an airhead.

More to the point.

The Mars Climate Orbiter crashed into the Red planet...

Because of a confusion of imperial and metric systems.

The secretary disavows all knowledge.

Suggested by a reader.

Read it and weep.

Garfield and Friends.

In the movie, Jon is married to Liz.

Odie is the one we all pity.

Take the show on the road.

He could always get a role in the stage version of Little Shop of Horrors.

Whatever happened to Marte Keller?