A little gangrene goes a long way.

That's why they call them "graphic."

You can catch nausea from the posters.

Keyed up.

 Never throw away a key.

You never know when you might remember what it unlocks.

Conspiracy theory.

That's what they want you to think.

Have ever actually seen a dead Big Pharma executive?

Brains.

Theda Bara is stored somewhere in there.

Some people don't even use the half that is left.

Pay to play.

Not everyone can have such a good job.

Even so, loyal employees are hard to find.

CUT!

Slice of life comics.

He's a regular cutup.

SkyMall.

If you have the money for that kind of thing.

It's Headstart for rich kids.

Presents of mind.

Mind games cannot be returned, even for store credit.

That's what we call presents of mind.

Alfred Hitchcock presents.

It was like the shower scene from Psycho.

Well, maybe more like the shower scene from High Anxiety.

Banksy strikes again.

You never know, maybe it was Banksy.

Or there could be something in that evil twin idea.

Beans, beans, the musical fruit.

That explains the campfire scene in Blazing Saddles.

Archimedes didn't fare any better.

Love is a many-splendored thing.

Barney is a sentimental fool.

His heart melts at the thought of money.

Delightful, Delovely, Demean.

Demean me, demean you.

Long lead to a short joke.

Indentured servitude.

Isn't there a Constitutional Amendment about that?

Good toadies are hard to find.

Mentholyptus.

Smith Bros. or Pine Bros.?

Oh, it's Halls!

Bowled over.

Taking attendants.

Quit stalling.

The gentleman's gentlemans.

Is there a separate one for varlets?

Jeeves has his own.

The spirit of the season.

Merry X-Raymas.

Good time to buy utility stocks.

Bloody L.

Barney's heart is in it.

Not to mention his wallet.

Credit where credit is due.

Freeloading goes upscale.

Trash talking for extra credit.

Feed a cold.

Starved for affection.

No upside to the downside.

Piscataway.

Piscataway sounds like a good name for it.

At least it's descriptive.

Productivity enhancer.

Duane is speechless with admiration.

The old In-Box/Out-Box gag.

Step back from the edge.

Duane isn't a loser. He's just a strikeout artist.

Je ne sais qua?

Trains, boats and planes.

The monkey should have taken the train.

Or gone to the airport. Plane geometry.

Hot diggety dog.

Ms. Foxx has reached the age when she can't afford to be that choosy.

At least it's not Duane.

To infinty and beyond.

It's a madhouse. A madhouse!

It's just notation.

Doctor Doctor.

Animals can't tell you where it hurts.

The standards aren't that much different, we hope.

A total waste of money.

What is an attempt to do Carnac jokes?

May a camel..

The Theory of Everything.

It all makes perfect sense.

A-yachting we will go.
A-yachting we will go.

Go with the flow.

Pouring everything into it.

Focus focus.