This call may be monitored for quality control.

Just a suggestion, but perhaps Lucretia should use her cell phone.

Don't use the phone to report a phone problem.

Ghastly Old Pumpkin.

Lincoln is spinning in his grave.

Elephantasm.

Gedankenexperiment.

It's the thought that counts.

She has a gift.

Oxford comma.

Maybe he should not eat the chili.

Or possibly the problem is with the colon.

AKA Hades.

I thought that Disney had made Pluto...

A dog star. Siriusly.

Doofus.

Us plus doof.

And the lawyers turn it into su.

Bottomline is profits.

More sales means more profits means higher stock prices.

Even a fraction makes a difference when multiplied by a million.

Burroughs Adding Machine Company.

Do you keep your smart phone in your smartypants?

Are fingers and toes allowed?

Good girl.

Swat her on the nose with a rolled-up magazine.

Cynthia has a career as the dog whisperer.

T42 & 24T.

Is that your'n?

It's not Mayan.
Actually, Clyde's Number Two is Number One.

Putting the Barney in Smith-Barney.

John Housman would be proud.

It's the paperless office chase all over again.

Dot the i's and cross the t's.

And don't forget the shark cage.

Details, details.

Reply All.

It could be more dangerous.

They could hit Reply All.

Penny pinching.

I'll get you, my pretty.

And your little dog, too.

Look before you leak.

It must be in Britain.

Because Americans don't queue: they form a line.

As Jar-Jar Binks might say.

"How wude."

A couple of lucky guesses.

We're going to need a bigger boat.

And then there can be water-skiing.

So that mourners can jump the shark.

Down, boy.

What's that I hear?

If you lie down with dogs...

Earthy humor.

Wash out your dirty mouth.

That's why they make Orbit gum.

Auntie Bellum.

They could never get together with Auntie Coagulant.

Look out for Auntie Maim.

Take my wife, please.

It's not as though the new material is any better.

That'll do it every time.

It's a poor workman.

Okay, how did that saw fit into that toolbox?

And painting a saw also renders it useless.

Hee Haw.

An example of ESP at work.

Pin the tail.

A lesson in self-help..

All totally honest and above-board.

Just an amazing coincidence.

Shenanigans.

There might possibly be an element of fraud.

Never look a gift award in the mouth.

Gold Medal for Quality in Publicity.

You can buy public relations, however.

Best of Show-ing up for the award.

Meet the Coneheads.

Tell that to Beldar and Prymaat.

Cynthia has changed her name to Connie.

Hair of the dog.

The aliens served a mean mixed drink.

It's called an Alien Abduction.

Beakman's World.

Does that imply that the biologist a bird brain?

There's a pecking order.

The Riot Act.

Cynthia's a real riot.

A laff riot.

Tiddly Diddly Flanders.

Perhaps because they aren't normal.

They're going to fly around anyway.