RICO Act.

Testing is the biggest racket.

Interpreting tests is the second biggest.

Mr. Buttinski.

Winner of the most descriptive product name.

The next Ron Popeil.

School daze.

Mind-numbing twelve months of the year.

Three extra months in which to be a pain in the principal's neck.

Outlook hazy.

Maybe someone at the National Weather Service knows.

Barney hasn't the foggiest.

Get things moving.

Pickles is pickled.

The cat formerly known as Pickles.

Vulture capitalist.

They circle the block in their black limos.

At least they aren't talking behind his back.

It's Mighty Thor.

Marvel might want to sue.

Mr. Fantastic is Duane's other name.

Make my day.

Are you feeling lucky?

Electra-Glide in Blue.

Learn from our mistakes.

Would you like an apple for the teacher?

Just the highlights will be sufficient.

Honestly!

Someone has had too much to drink...

Or not enough.

How Low Can You Go?

With your host, Hal Lowe.

I'll take Fred Thompson for $1,000, Hal.

Freshness guaranteed.

Not healthy to keep that bottled up.

Best when fresh.

Over hill, over dale.

What I said yesterday, doubled.

Mountain out of molehill time.

It's an uphill battle.

When you are over-the-hill.

Don't wear out the brakes.

All Cretans are Epimenides.

It's only a paradox if one assumes that he is telling the truth.

If he is lying, then everything is copasetic.

She can see right through you.

Not a ghost of chance of fooling Elspeth.

When a ghost vase appears, it will serve him right.

No Such Agency.

Move along. Nothing to read here.

Somebody is always watching B&C.

Takes a lickin'.

And keeps on making obscure jokes.

And there should an accent over the first "e" in Vallèe.

She sells seashells by the Mediterranean seashore.

Duane isn't afraid to wade into Middle Eastern politics.

As tongue twisters go, it went.

You don't know, Jack.

That's too small to be a jack plane.

That's more of a smoothing plane.

Hurling is followed by curling.

As in curling up in a fetal position.

And then there is hocking up.

Have I got a bargain for you!

They'll settle on 60/40.

And that can be claimed as a business expense.

Timing is everything.

Barney has done a couple of spit-takes.

When you know it's coming, it becomes a matter of form.

Undead and loving it.

But in a few years, the teenaged Cynthia will have changed her mind.

Of course, both could describe the average teenager.

Barefoot in the Park.

Robert Redford and Jane Fonda never considered that.

Neil Simon either, for that matter.

Call the midwife.

Say it isn't so.

She did play a spy on MI-5 a while back, if that's any comfort.

Buy low.

Sell high.

Insider trading, anyone?

Hep, I've fallen.

It's always the last place you would look.

Here I come to save the day!
One letter short of an emergency.

Selfies.

Or the video chat.

You can see too much, Eb.

In glorious living color.

Any resemblance to real life is purely accidental.

What's on the other channels?

The Bell Curve Expert.

Every office needs one.

Worth his weight in coffee beans.