Humiliation saver app.

Let's be clear, that's a Chaplin mustache.

No need to thank her.

Merry I am.

Oh, Noah you don't.

Duane is so depressed, he's in a Funk and Wagnalls.

Yearbook pictures.

Looking like your yearbook picture is no virtue.

I suspect steroids.

Cynthia the Vampire Slayer.

Well, you never know who the potentials might be.

Batgirl is more realistic, though.

Healthy perspective.

Sometimes the news hits close to home.

The center of the universe feels your pain.

Over exposed.

I shutter to think of what Eb might say about speed.

Oh, Stop!

Magic Pony.

Unicorns aren't usually associated with anxiety dreams.

Fairy godmothers, on the other hand...

Call John Jacob Astor.

It could be muskrats.

Or possibly Jeremiah Johnson.

The Borrowers.

It must be the Borrowers.

Because rich people don't have rats.

Origin of Planet of the Apes.

This is what drove Charlton Heston over the edge.

They look a lot like Roddy McDowell and Kim Hunter.

Sexiest woman alive not Jennifer Aniston.

Really, she must have some attraction.

Does she live in a shoe?

I.M. Leakey.

It could have been worse.

It could have been John Smallwood.

Just drink the Kool-Aid.

It's much more peaceful that way.

She's Jonesing for some ade.

Soylent yuck.

It's made of swimming pool scum.

And slimy snakes.

Waxing philosophical.

Philosophy is more useful than a Liberal Arts degree, it seems.

What do we know?

Direct Deposit.

At least that means that all fees have been waived.

The limo and driver also might be a clue.

Robert Hall is the reason, low overhead.

Harry S. Truman was the last haberdasher.

Lloyd , Jeff or Beau Bridges?

Cruel and unusual.

The stress test, as ordered by the SEC.

The doctors enjoy it.

The civil rice movement.

That's when the brown and white rices are integrated.

It's as if Rosa Parks were there.

Is it Romulan?

Cloaking devices are tricky that way.

Now you see it, now you don't.

The Honeymooners.

Starring Gilbert Gottfried and Fran Drescher.

Cured mainly by time.

Gilly gilly ossenfeffer.

Katzenellenbogen by the sea.

Stereotyping the Germans.

Student pride.

Pride goeth upon a bumper sticker.

And before the next term.

Right in the cringe area.

And they say that a catcher's hands suffer the greatest damage.

Or the groinal area, as the sportscasters put it.

Attention to detail.

Art that makes a statement.

High caliber art, at that.

Get behind Arsenal.

Backed right into that one.

Going great guns.

Dietary supplement.

Clinically proven to reduce nothing.

Except your bank balance.

Speed freak.

Slow down, you move too fast. Got to make the morning last.

Feelin' groovy.

Gator relief.

What do you call free veterinary care for alligators?

Gator aid.

Once upon a time.

There was an evil stepmother.

How evil is she?
Roowwwr.

The Voice.

The Original "The Voice," Francis Albert.

Download the soundtrack of High Society, indeed.