The chill of the night.

Cold hands, warm heart.

Sure to get a rise out of her.

Two Guys from Harrison went to McCrory.

At least S.S. Kresge is still around as K-Mart.

I'm going over to Strawbridge & Clothier.

Darth Vader is Luke's father.

And Rosebud is a sled.

Everybody dies at the end of Hamlet.

DeGaussed.

The filibuster reaches the 5th grade.

She talks a good game.

Medicine show.

That should be no problem for a dedicated snake oil salesman.

All you need is a wagon and a portable stage.

Wikiwiki.

Only slightly less reliable than the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Hurry up and be misled.

Poppin' Fresh.

If you poke him in the belly, he laughs.

The pasty complexion is normal.

Bird Bird strikes again.

Never trust a Muppet with a baseball.

Hey, she could have blamed the kids.

Double your pleasure.

That was after he lost six fingers on each hand.

And had already invented the 12-string guitar.

Take Sominex tonight and sleep.

Safe and restful, sleep, sleep, sleep.

Attack of the vampire moth.

Docking station.

Docking would be a cosmetic surgery specialty.

Getting some tail would be a literal phrase.

Pure speculation.

No reflection on the present comic intended.

Speculum, replaced by the flashlight.

Another Kodak moment.

Lottery ticket, one dollar. Look of amazement: Priceless.

Money buys happiness, after all.

Dark gravity.

The most powerful attractive force in the universe, money to money.

Research takes money.

Bush League Politics.

There was also a John Adams II.

But let's not get personal.

K.I.T.T. makes a comeback.

This time without the empathy.

Try asking William Daniels next time.

The Nigerian Prince.

Actually, the money is in the Bank of England.

It's nice that Lucretia and Cynthia have found a common interest.

What's wrong with Texas.

Start with the School Board Approved textbooks.

And that's just the beginning.

Nature's Own.

If you are looking for medicinal plants in the jungle, you're in luck.

They are more sophisticated than you think.

Productivity enhancement.

Pseudo-random for pseudo-research.

What would you do for a Klondike?

Free Willy.

Barney had no choice in the matter.

You can't argue with the universe.

Audioanimatronics.

It's like a living history museum or Colonial Williamsburg.

Stay behind the velvet rope.

Lack of ambition.

Crazy Guggenheim impersonator who aspires to be Foster Brooks.

First comes love, then comes marriage...

Lululemon is the best policy.

Best to see it through to the end, so to speak.

Real yogis don't have much to hide.

The Iron Lady.

Margaret Thatcher never looked so good.

And she has a sidekick, Iron Maiden.

America's Funniest Raccoon Vidoes.

Pay it forward. Be kind to animals.

Probably only slightly rabid.

If I were King.

Everybody knows that the subjunctive could be involved.

Don't get overwrought.

The invisible pun.

It must be all the electromagnetic interference that makes the funny.

Do robots dream of electric sheep?

There are stupid questions.

Most of them use a stool.

And that rules out housemaid's knee.

Times Sunday Cross.

Cynthia also stops the CryptoQuote after finding which letter substitutes for "e."

The modesty she gets from her father.