That does not compute.

Number Six could have broken the General with that one.

I'm sorry, Dave, but I can't do that.

Dem bones, dem bones, bem dry bones.

Get right to the marrow of the argument.

Now hear the word of the Lord.

The ptooeytary gland.

Baseball players have over-developed ones.

They have atrophied in most men, as evidenced by the loss of spittoons.

Up the crick.

Ms. Foxx has a license to practice chiropractic.

Or a license to kill. One or the other.

The sure thing.

The safe bet is seldom as safe as it seems.

Them there phones all look alike.

It's all Greek to me.

Apparently, it's a 2,400 year-long story.

Wake me when she gets to Telly Savalas.

Good dog, bad dog.

All the signs were there.

Of course, reading comprehension is something else altogether.

Predictable parenting.

Henry shows a predictable but refreshing honesty.

Something every parent will understand.

Roe, roe, roe your boat.

Is Barney saying that boiled cockroach eyeballs are not a delicacy?

Everyone knows that lobsters are just insects.

Help is on the way.

Pillsbury Pharmaceuticals, the company with heart.

Which it keeps in a jar, attached to electrodes.

Play ball.

Duane obviously has the respect of his team.

But he's a good sport.

A natural mistake.

Well, the teacher was the one who changed the subject.

Anyone would have thought that.

The express lane.

It's meant to express your frustration.

Exploding heads can be fun.

Golf.

It's polo without the horses.

Hey, Chess is a sport, too.

Not to mention Jock Mahoney.

And Jock Ewing.

Of course, Jack is also a common pronunciation.

She went to Jared.

Luckily, she didn't swallow it.

Consuela saves the day.
Except for the pearls dissolving in the wine.

Need to know.

Looks like Cynthia already knows everything she needs to know.

At least when it comes to managing men.

It will be on the test.

In the part about the bees, did he include colony collapse syndrome?

Isn't there an app for that?

Space babies.

She could always learn by watching car commercials.

The wheels on the bus...go round and round.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

It could be semifloccinaucinihilipilificational.

This could go on forever.

Tie one on.

Which is entirely different from She Wore A Yellow Ribbon.

Tony Orlando just seems like a nice guy.

Jaws more powerful than Richard Kiel.

Dead men tell not jokes.

Stainless steel looks cuddly by comparison.

Joy of Cooking Moonlights.

As in spicy films.

Julia Child was never bored.

Twin Peaks, Explained.

Bob and the Log Lady, for instance.

And speaking in reverse is another one.

Franken Scents.

And a cologne that smells like Al Franken.

It will be sold in golden bottles.

Raymond Burr?

Luckily, Barney has a gun.

He's trying to say Burp Gun.
Or he wants Perry Mason to defend him?

G.I. Bill.

Originally, "Drop and give me two."

But things got out of hand.
Somehow, Corporal Punishment was skipped for promotion.

Bizarro World.

Sounds more like the Antithesis Scalia to me.

Or Justice Fat Tony.