Dords and dordettes.

The opposites of dudes and dudettes, rural people who visit the big city on vacation.

Also, people from Dort.

Airing dirty laundry.

Seems like a stereotype. Are they out of the closet, then?

Best swept under the rug.

Golden Oldie.

Reinforcing an ancient stereotype.

Removing forever one subject of marital discord.

Alert the media.

And the so-called United Nations does nothing.

Clearly, an argument against intelligent design.

Argo.

Now explain Jason and the Golden Fleas.

Aw, go...

TMI.

Always ask yourself, "Do I really want to know?"

You're scarring the children for life.

Waste not, want not.

What's good for a column is good for the comics.

Sputtering is more impressive in cursive. Daffy Duck should have used it.

Inconceivable.

I don't think that means what you think it means.

Prepare to die.

H8R.

If you want to get the message to the younger generation, Henry.

It seems only fair, since he probably loathes himself, too.

Makes the world go round.

He also hates a mess hall.

He even hates hate.

Baked lamb chop.

Which explains Shari Lewis' hair style.

Ewww.

There's cool, and then there's Oetzi.

Hey, don't discount geek cool.

The Ice Man cometh.

Milk of Public Domain.

Holmes with have to rely on the Scotland Yard Constipateds.

I mean Constables. It saves them from doing hard time.

Remembering Meta Rosenberg.

Story editor and winner of four Emmy Awards.

Maybe she could explain it.
Oh, you mean some other meta-.

A hairy situation.

May the hair in your ears never grow less -- old Ferengi saying.

It's all relative.

Catty is as catty does.

Who's keeping score?

State tree is Pussy Galore.

Don't be evol.

It's in the charter.

You can't violate the Googol charter.

Spelling was not their strong suit, however.

I'm feeling lucky.

I thought that everybody used AltaVista.

Just kidding. Everybody uses Duckduckgo.com

Measure once, cut twice.

Or is it measure twice, cut once?

Look it up.

Fixation.

Well, that clears that up.

All fixed.

Meter madness.

Illegal in some jurisdictions.

Parking is his calling.

An egg of the Hitchcock.

What kind of chicken lays the Egg McGuffin?

One for The Birds.

Erlenmeyer flask.

Chemcraft was the bomb. Literally.

Pipettes, and glass blowing, and spirit lamps.

The origins of Pixar.

Yes, that's exactly how George Lucas demonstrated the plot of Toy Story to Steve Jobs.

Or was it how James Cameron demonstrated the plot of Terminator with Lance Henricksen?

Lemony Freshet's Toliet Bowl Cleaner.

There are already a bunch of lemony fresh toilet bowl cleaners.

Not to be confused with Lemony Snicket's.

Steve iPad.

Don't be silly. We are named after popular brand names,
There are probably a lot more Apples out there other than Gwyneth's kid.

Levi Jeans, for example.

Dagnabbit.

Why, back in my day we had to use cursor keys.

Touchscreens are the way to go.

Butt of the joke.

If I had to guess, this is another strip inspired by Dan in real life.

Cynthia is usually Dan's alter ego.

Department of Corrections.

Well, I know one reader who will be feeling very smug.

This refers to the October 3, 2012 B&C.

As long as he doesn't frighten them.

When he starts salivating, it's time to sound retreat.

Maybe Cynthia can get Hannibal Lecter instead.