Ralph Edwards would be pleased.

Truth or Consequences.

Beulah the Buzzer must have sounded.
He didn't let him finish the answer, "In theory. In theory!"

Oxford theory.

And Bacon was eaten by Marlowe.

In fact, Shakespeare wore Oxfords.

We're number one.

You'll take my burger when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

Pound for pound the greatest nation on Earth.

It's a thing we like to call mass marketing.

Orion the Crapper.

When Don Mclean says, "Lend me an ear."

That way lies madness, or post mortem fame.

Look for the union label.

There ought to be a seven-second delay.

She can't even go to the Student Union Building.
Watch out for his wardrobe malfunction at halftime.

What it was, was football.

Which gave us the Melon bowl.

And rugby was played on a rug.

Stuffed.

And everyone is stuffed, not only the bird.

The circle of life.

Radical roots.

It's all Greek to me.

A little learning is a dangerous thing. Especially in the wrong hands.

Miner in English.

Dig it. 7 habits of rarely affected people,

Little ore, no effect.

or nuns in a cloistered order.

What was the question again?

Did you say, "I don't get laid?" Or "I can't get laid?"

Screwy grammar.

Be it ever so humble.

Ruby slippers not required.

Sweet dreams are made of these.
Who am I to disagree?
I've traveled the world and the seven seas.

Maybe it was gremlins.

Or possibly menehunes.

It's like the socks that get lost in the washing machine.

Timex.

Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

JohnCameronSwayze Barnard Pillsbury.

What, you thought he had a Rolex?
Of course I can describe it. Mickey's big hand was on the twelve, and his little hand was on the two.
There is more than one way to hold the one percent accountable.
 What time is it?

The grand bargain.

"Go big."

Money cannot buy me love.

The Great Compromiser. Or maybe just the Great Miser.

United we stand.

We shall not be moved. Except by Pillsbury Laxatives.

Captain One Percent.

Up, up, and away...

Cue the William Tell overture..

All right, now you have the American Indians mad at you, too.

Tonto and the Billionaire.

"Ridden out of town naked."

I'm not completely clear on who will be naked or who will be riding whom.

If you assume the mortgage.

Seems only equitable.

You occupy Dabney's home, and he gets to occupy yours.

De-feet funny Gus Toad.

Hey, it works for Clem Phelgm.

A Jim Henson creation.

Lovable like Kermit The Frog.

Rake's Progress.

If only they had used the Cyclone Rake! Hoovering is better. Except in a depression.

It could happen to anybody, including the rugged individualist. A banana peel is so obvious.
Curse you, Bart Simpson!

When you're Right, you're right.

We're right.  By definition. You cannot argue with that.

Healthy contempt.

Archimedes Throckmorton.

It's hard to leverage the future when your present fulcrum is flat.

As well as your feet.

Irony enriched.

With the recommended daily allowance of irony.

Grueling as it may be.

Enlightened self-loathing.

He is suffering a temporary pecuniary embarrassment.

Not to mention that his name is really spelled Throckmorton.

Butt me no butts.

Are we talking Kardashian big, or J-Lo big?

Getting a little behind at work is encouraged, then?
Kim's butt explodes, as told by that paragon journalism, the Weekly World News.

Risky business.

Edgy like a butter knife. As long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.

Risqué business.

Appearing in a number of newspapers somewhere between zero and all of them.

Smooth.

What a sweet-talker. And like a fungus, he grows on you.

H2KO3P.
In fact, it's a fertilizer.

Money can't buy me love.

Can you say "community property?"

No, but I can say prenup.
You cannot overestimate the effect of a great "personality."

Wild and crazy guys.

Oooo, kinky. There's no denying the chemistry.

Batteries not included.

Who's on first.

Okay, lets not worry about getting to first base.

Just remember, a walk is as good as a hit.
Anyway, keep your eye on the ball.
Who would be willing to take one for the team?