Annual Testicle Festival.

Come one, come all. The Annual Testicle Festival at Rock Creek Lodge, Montana.

Information wants to be free.

Surrender your mind to knowledge and learning.
And the French are experts at surrendering.

Dave's World.

That makes it safe to invite Dave Barry.

Skilleting was never quite the success.

Found most often in certain parts of Florida, Oklahoma and Texas.

Popeye's.

Or what other fish refer to as dinner.

Smile.

You don't need a smile to be your umbrella, if you have a scowl that has a cowl.

When in Rome.

We'll cross that pontifex maximus when we come to it.

Urban warfare.

Evidently, Clyde is the new Special Forces.

DateLab Disaster?

When did frugality become a sin?

Living in Harmony.

Brought to you by Harmony, the universal remote control from Logitech.


"Living in Harmony" is the title of the missing episode of Patrick McGoohan's The Prisoner. It features an early example of virtual reality. Set in an Old West town, Harmony, Number Six is transported in time and space to an era of rough justice and frontier self-reliance. Duane seems to have adopted the Harmonious sense of fun, like taunting the town drunk.

Barney and Clyde come out on Jerry Springer.

If you cannot watch Jersey Shore on your iPad, you can at least dig the trashy news out of the trash.

As a bum he's a-roamin'.

Clyde, get Agrippina yourself.

OMG!

Well, at least she hasn't reached the Perils-of-Pauline-serial-melodrama phase, yet.

Maybe a little more mellow.

Extinctions aren't usually so dramatic, let alone melo.

In theory,

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

The shape of things to come.

Barney DEPENDS upon Lucretia more and more as the years pass.

Code in the doze? Call the NSA.

They are the experts in codes.

Ching, ching.

Put bells on them.

Frazz is the worst. He rides on the sidewalk.

Tobias and Elspeth Kirby.

All they need is a St. Bernard.

Innovation.

They all laughed at Ray Kroc.

The great equalizer.

Money cannot buy happiness, just smugness...and power and preference and congressional representatives.

Small world.

In that case, he must be acquainted with Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands. (Going back to June 16, 2010, anyway.)

Putchers.

Little pitchers have big ears, Vulcans have pointy ears, and servants have parabolic ears.

Brought to you by.

A very Kraft American Cheesy product placement strip.

Rosie.

Rosie by any other name would smell just as fishy.

What, no stepsisters?

The evil stepmother we get. But, where are the stepsisters?

Precious moments.

Family portraits are not just for the scrapbook anymore. They are good for holidays greeting cards, calendar art, screensavers, and target practice.

Do not adjust.

There's nothing to worry about. Rhonda seems to have become reconciled to the divorce.

Return of the Cat.

The catty orthodontist burglar, that is.



Help me, Rhonda. (Not Alf's girlfriend, by the way.)