Bette Midler Class.

Otherwise known as freshmen.

Thesaurus rex.

Miss Lanham is in a class by herself.



Go to the headache of the class.

Michigan J. Phone.

The long-lost Warner Brothers character.

"Hello, my honey. Hello, my baby. Hello, my ragtime gal."

Not fans of Horace.

Barney and family obviously do not hold with, "De gustibus non est disputandum."

Closed loop.

Isn't it obvious? Time is Lima Bean-shaped.

It's deja vu all over again. I get the feeling that parental visits to the principal are a closed loop.

Lima think about it for a second.

Butterbeans! The capital of Peru is Butterbeans!

Blood from a srtone, too.

A cat may look at a king. But it would take Catwoman to get a raise.

Duane duty.

Just the job of constantly wiping up the pool of drool around Duane merits a raise.

The General.

Apparently, Duane has never seen Buster Keaton's The General.

An embarrassment of itches.

Or at least they can strive to be literate.

Belchabet.

Proud to have the very highest low standards.

Bee Holder.

The eyes have it.

Booty is in the eye of the beholder.

An oral contract.

Not worth the paper it's written on.


Exactly as we learned it in Mrs. Mondegreen's class.

Pledge Week.

The worst is Pledge Week at PBS, which has expanded from one week four times a year to two weeks every three months.

And don't get him started about the Boy Scouts.

Rule number one.

It's the exception that proves the rule.

There was a farmer had a dog...

Yeehaw.

That would be the "purtiest," not "prettiest." And exceptionalism demands "ever" at the end.

ATF & T&A

All the things that made America great, Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Sex.


And bizarrely like today's Bizarro.

A bilateral asset exchange agreement.

That sensitive area where contract law meets psychology.

The view from the couch.

Lucretia was won over the moment she caught a glimpse of his prodigious...



portfolio.

Zeroing in.

All the zeroes in front of the decimal make it tolerable.

I think Barney already covered this with his "honesty" talk at the restaurant. Clyde is cheaper by the hour.

A good foundation.

Victoria's Secret is a good foundation for any marriage is what Dr. Marcie is saying.

Barney skipped right over Miss September.

Picassos don't come cheap.

Barney refers to Lucretia as his amusement park.

A good foundation for any marriage.

Victoria's Secret is Lucretia's secret.


And by progress, Dr. Marcie means "the juicy stuff."

Robey.

Whatever happened to Louise Robey, star of Friday the 13th, the TV series?

Cynthia might want to look up "hot water bottle" and "thermometer" on the interwebs.

The Pillsbury Crime Family.

It's like The Godfather, Part 3.

Cynthia wishes her mother was a criminal and thinks Lucretia already is one.

It makes a perfect cover.

Mrs. Phantom Cat the famous Pillsbury burglar, as Clouseau might say.

Jiminy Cricket.

And always let your conscience be your guide.
If you have one.

Tex Avery Appreciation Day, Part 2.

Men United by Shoe Fetishism, Local B&C.

Starstruck.

Their horoscopes predicted this!
You will meet a stranger with a sausage.

Graphite Valley Magnate.

There's also the fact that they both have friends in hi-tech.

Emma's High School Years.

Clueless.

And the crosswords are blonded-down, too.