Enablers Anonymous.

Co-dependent city.



Yeah, it's Consuela who has the problem.

You can't live with them. You can't live without them.

This is your brain on Housekeepers.

Recurring recurring nightmare.

Barney seems to have this persistent fear. As when Cynthia wanted to go vegan on October 21, 2010.

It's unnatural.

And don't get him started on "baking" soda.

This too shall Pastic.

First Cynthia. Now Duane.



They need to call in the exorcist from the run-down parish church., the seedy see.

No love for Lord Stanley.

I blame it all on Earl Muntz.

Basketball factoid.

When James Naismith wrote down the rules of basketball, he defined all the technical terms of the game. Dribbling. Traveling. Quarters. And he called the first three quarters Foreplay.

A most productive life.

Hobo coprolites, of course.

A joy forever.

Barney will be revered and loved forever, just like Ivan Combe.


Who?

Ad space.

Advertising! And a catchy tune by Don Maclean. That's all Vinnie needed.

False choice.

In fact, the real choice is between Bob Ross and Donna Dewberry.
Or maybe William Alexander. Happy little tree.

But then he took an antidepressant.

He took Whatsamattaforu.

And he got high relief.

The price of everything.

Yes, everyone does have a price.

Krafty, Clyde.

The language of love.

Money makes the world go 'round.

It's positively Dickensian. Makes you want to cry.

Sticks and stones.

Break my bones, but names will never hurt me. Unless they are written on a stick or stone.

In which case they will hurt like heck.

Terms of endearment.

They named the Hefty bag after him.

AKA Augustus Gloop.

Pass the limas, please.

A Lima Bean with bacon by any other name would taste as sweet.

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

We've got to get a spittoon.

Caution: choking hazard.



It's a small world, after all. It's a small world, after all. It's a small world, after all. It's a small, small world.

Let's see what develops.

If it were a photograph, that neighborhood would need a developer.

I-19

Was his name-O.

It's good to have a purpose in life.

Well-qualified.

Dabney's one of the leading experts on inertia.



Or, perhaps, he means physicked.

Tailgunner Joe.

His friends call him Senator.

As opposed to the right-wing commies.
Old folks are a bad influence on impressionable minds.

There's a pill for that.

She works at the right place. Not only can they read thought balloons, but they have a great sample policy for employees.

Shove it.

Just supposital.

Healthy competition.

You can't really compete with bacteria. They always win.

You can't beat an honest cheat.

Except with a stick, Mr. Whipsnade.

Vegetative state.

What's bread?
Try roughcutwoodworking.com to build a tambour-lid bread box. Man does not live by bread alone. He needs a box to keep it fresh.

The Island.

Cynthia shouldn't have been allowed to watch Lost. It gives me the pip, too.

Pharos.

Before Edison, every genius was brighter. Now we have LEDs.

Eenie Meenie Minos Mo.

Thinking too much can be hell while Rodin the throne.

The Schnoz.

Jimmy Durante would be cheaper. He's currently dead for tax reasons.

And he appeared in cartoons. Frosty the Snowman.

Or possibly Horton.