Has a boeuf with that.

 Beef stew would sound so much better.

Rats? Those French will eat anything with the right sauce.

An Audience of One.

 The bigger the debt, the more likely they are to negotiate.

Four cents on the dollar is better than nothing.

Just a few friends.

 If it weren't for the trickling down...

No one would suspect the Oligarchy exists.

Blame it on the Bossa Nova.

 A restaurant as big as a Province.

Maybe just bite off Montreal.

Sub Prime.

 As a broker he was unpricipaled.

He couldn't take it to the bank.

Heads up.

 Baroness Frankenstein never goes into the kitchen.

Human heads take too long to defrost.

Don't worry, be happy.

 The next five minutes could be make or break.

Wait until he sees the slideshow.

Tableau.

 If it is  anything, it is in poor taste.

Tabled for further consideration.

Tread heavily.

 Tire tread marks are the sign of approval.

A no-brainer, which is the most nutritious part.

Join the Navy.

 Hold the homophone !

Balls in your court.

Panic button.

 Last time he had one, he had an emergency:

He couldn't find his glasses.

Rebranding.

 A shot by any other name will still sting.

Ignorance is not bliss, it is the new alternative medicine.

The Golden Boy.

 Nothing is more romantic than a computer printout.

Especially one with a built-in bias.

It's a slam dunk.

 As easy as pie.

Got it in one go.

The Vast Waste Land.

 Skip all the news programs.

That will shorten the search.

As seen on TV.

 He has played one on TV.

"Would I lie to you?" is always a bad sign.

Fake it till you make it.

 Once he learns to wag his tail...

Humanity will be helpless.

Counter programming.

 On the bright side, that means that sales are brisk,

And there is no such thing as coincidence in TV schedules.

Footloose and fancy free.

 They don't call him "Jailbreak" for nothing.

All part of the Orientation.

Veterinary adjuncts.

 Don't mess with Mr. In-Between.

But which is which?

A year like no other.

 And those are you new Cabinet members.

There will be one fewer day, thank goodness.

Slow motion.

 That tinkling sound is the Fourth Wall shattering.

There is such a thing as too much self-awareness.

For what ails you.

 You will never know unless you ask.

Try it, you might like it.

Foresight.

 It's what her lawyer calls a preemptive plea bargain.

You just know that she will need it someday.

Volunteerism.

 Eighty percent of success is showing up. -- Woody Allen.

  The other twenty percent is faking it.

The last straw.

 Even a Yes Man can only take so much.

The unkindest cut of all.

A crisis a day.

Better than being greedy and eating both.

Sharing a problem halves the trouble.

Etymology for Dummies.

 The most basic of paternalistic matrimonial mistakes.

He has his money to keep him warm.

The Hippie.

 He is robbing parts of the cradle.

She also might be one of the Knee Generation.

Ways and Means.

 They might even be related to the Byways.

Snappy patter makes up for a lack of history.

Kismet.

 You can't pull the wool over their eyes.

Just how cute is that?