Part and parcel.

 Maybe not so much funny as true?

Or as Jack Benny used to say, "Now cut that out."

Sell by date.

He might not have passed his expiration date,

But his warranty has lapsed.

The name game.

 What's in a name? A diversionary tactic.

Two can play that game.

It's a wash.

 She has decided to come clean at last.

Leaving no doubt that she is his problem.

Heated air.

Must be something wrong with his hearing.

Some people talk with their hands -- as fists,.

Robot Protection Society.

 Jerking on the leash is abusive.

Stop it.

Author. Author!.

 Too bad that Clifford Irving is not available.

His biography of Howard Hughes was big.

Work of fiction.

 Find someone with a talent for fantasy.

Barney didn't take the hint, or the bait, as may be.

Too big to fail.

 In the words of Ira Gershwin...

It ain't necessarily so.

A Bitter Pill.

 And her father makes the pills for them.

Jackie O.

Creative desert.

 Maybe encourage making better products?

Same old lies, different products

Free thinker.

The updated four freedoms: Freedom of speech...

Freedom from want, freefall, freedom from facts.

Limited supply.

 He is already out on bail.

In theory, the 13th and 14rh Amendments say it is.

Drawn out.

 He does not want to spoil a check with graffiti.

His doodles were so good, Grandpa drew on linen napkins.