Mairzy Doats.

 He's using very floury language.

Barley we barely knew ye.

Grave offense.

 You cannot libel the dead,

But you can offend them.

Controlling personality.

 A classic case of projection.

Behind every billionaire is a Rosebud.

Paid in full.

 Great expectations, or not.

Getting there is half the fun.

Tanks for the memories.

 Thanks for nothing, as they say.

Also, thanks for the new toilet seat.

Bowl season.

 Looks as though he was bowled over.

One bowl is much like any other bowl.

School of Hard Time.

 Home of the Nittany Lyin's.

Where he received the Third Degree.

Courting trouble.

 Much more of a motion to vacate.

Moving Day.

Go fish.

 Is this a 'Toon Spit?

Or a Spit Toon?

Saw it in the cards.

 Yes, but how many indictments?

Everyone waiting for 24 no trump.

Sunset Blvd.

 The resemblance to Gloria Swanson...

Is remarkable.

Cents and sensibility.

 Two pennies for your thoughts due to inflation.

Blew it all on wine, women and song.

Work in progress.

 Before you can progress... 

You have to get off the couch.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

 Cyber bullying is the reason the Internet was invented.

That will teach him.

O' Canada!

 What is this anyway, South Park?

It certainly can't be our fault.

Sleeping Beauty.

 Nothing like a bloody fairy tale at bedtime.

Grimmily ever after.

Baker's yeast.

Giant Brand Bread, a rich source of calcium.

She will need the recipe.

Cutting dead wood.

 Much more encouraging that the mere sign:

"Beware the ax."

Frog went a-courting.

 He's not loony. He's just eccentric.

Don't leave home without it.

Battery mate.

 Shouldn't be difficult to find one who bats left...

Throws right. Yogi Berra.

Drifitng along.

 As the crow doesn't fly.

You can't get there from here.

Wrongway Corrigan.

 Did not quite stick the landing.

Maybe Burning Man 2023.

Choking hazard.

 Good for stuffing pillows.

Will also fill a suitcase if you need to travel.

No reading in the reading room.

 It is almost as if the Axis won the War.

Find a cozy attic to read in.

Can you hear me now?

 And your granddaughter needs bail.

Buy reloadable debit card.

I dream of Genie.

 Barbara Eden is 92, so give her a break.

Be careful what you wish for.

Heigh ho, heigh ho.

 Try pheromones.

Cattle prods are cheaper.

ROTFLOL.

 Ur of the Chaldees by C. Leonard Wooley explains it.

Or look whose talking.

Not my problem.

 The very least he could do.

He tried doing less, but failed.

Where ignorance is bliss.

 No need for a reduplication of effort.

Heave a sigh of relief.

The Great Escape Goat.

 Don't ask, don't tell makes a comeback.

Blame Switzerland.