Ask a silly question.

 Sounds perfectly irresistible.

Packed in water.

Truth or Consequeces.

 Blame Jack Barry and Merv Griffin.

A simpler time for Jerry Seinfeld?

On second thought.

 Nothing to say, twice over.

Strike that !

Rhymes with.

 We have been here before.

It is all-natural.

Square leg.

 That's just not cricket, old boy.

Because it is cricket.

Stuck in gear.

 Tom Petty would not be amused.

Built without reverse.

Identity crisis.

 Just call him Spot, Sunspot, that is.

Species dysfunction.

No laughing matter.

 We have been here before...

With Henry Hudson's Half Moon.

Laying down the law.

 The most ancient and time-honored rule.

The natural law.

You cannot beat the system.

 Bester for some than for others.

Money is no object, it's a goal.

Billions.

 And a sacred duty, at that.

The dollars are calling his name.

Get over it.

 This calls for serious, lifelong therapy.

The damage might be permanent.

Day trip.

 Saturn will get him for that.

Don't pooh-pooh it.

Carded.

 Not that he is a rummy.

Doesn't have the same fizz.

Who's the boss?

 A little role reversal puts things in perspective.

"Eek," he said

Blood in the water.

 She loves the smell of paternal anxiety in the morning.

Piling on.

Old for her age.

 Good old Dad has the prenup ready to sign.

Like a Scout, "Be prepared."

Blue Black Inc.

 He could not find a Red City.

Pay to play is the new conservatism.

Going on twenty-five.

 Out on a limb is where she likes to be.

The heart wants what the heart wants.

Rogue AI.

 Emotive AI, coming to a movie and TV screen soon.

Can Blade Runner be far behind?

Connecting.

 The dogs are doing the bump digits transfer.

Wise guy alert.

Kismet.

 When worlds collide...

If a body meet a body...

What's on your mind?

Neither the Amazing Kreskin nor...

Carnac the Magnificent has anything on him.

Uncultured.

 He is the victim of terms of service.

The wannabe invisible man.

Tag, you're it.

 "No pain, no gain."

"Profit is our most important product."

At your service.

 Sometimes the solution to a problem is obvious.

And cost effective.

Hey Abbott.

When you are right, you are far right.

Stop short, shortstop.

Cut to the chase.

 Everything in between is filler.

Storybook ending.

Net droppings.

 You are going to need a bigger pooper scooper.

You cannot avoid stepping in it.

Aptonym.

 And retrievers have a whole province named after them.

He will sell it to you at a very reasonable price.

The exception proves the rule.

 Everyone is equal before the law.

Some people are just more equal than others.