Monday, January 31, 2022

The more things stay the same.

Stuck in the same old rut.

Even a new rut would be better.

Lwas amighty, guv !

 But after the first 150 years, who is counting?

Time's arrow and marriage's barbs.

Sunday, January 30, 2022

Friday, January 28, 2022

Thursday, January 27, 2022

Go with the flow.

 It's more of a rip current than a current.

Diaeresis is what makes a run-on sentence.

Wednesday, January 26, 2022

Tuesday, January 25, 2022

Monday, January 24, 2022

Now you see him.

 Don't look now...too late.

Poverty, the oldest form of stealth technology.

Sunday, January 23, 2022

Friday, January 21, 2022

Baha Men.

 Remembering 1998 is not exactly a feat.

They should all Party Like Its 1999.

Thursday, January 20, 2022

The Big Yawn.

 Diplomacy in the bedroom.

Peace in our time.

Wednesday, January 19, 2022

On the yup and yup.

 Giving accreditation where credit is due.

Just swear you are not a scammer.

Tuesday, January 18, 2022

The three Arrrrs.

Work while you pay through the nose.

Better than owing your soul to the company store.

Monday, January 17, 2022

Nine points of the law.

 Also a breeding ground for weasels.

It's like the company is  a den of thieves.

Sunday, January 16, 2022

Schooled.

 The Great White Shark himself in the big office.

And that's not Greg Norman.

Saturday, January 15, 2022

Friday, January 14, 2022

Splitsville.

 That information is on a need to know basis.

Curiosity is also a Martian rover.

Thursday, January 13, 2022

Wednesday, January 12, 2022

The little people.

 Soon to be a Sci-fi motion picture set in the 1950s.

Next thing you know, she will meet Ant-Man.

Tuesday, January 11, 2022

Monday, January 10, 2022

Yorick's Dog.

 More than one loose screw there.

He'd lose his head if it weren't bolted on, or even if it were.

Sunday, January 9, 2022

Saturday, January 8, 2022

Friday, January 7, 2022

Thursday, January 6, 2022

The cheese stands alone.

 Give the greed a rest for a while.

Try gluttony for a change of pace.

Wednesday, January 5, 2022

Resolutions.

 Resolved, start the new year on the wrong foot.

The superfluous is worst of all.

Tuesday, January 4, 2022

Monday, January 3, 2022

Fact sheet: the novel.

 You should see the movie treatment and stage play.

The further adventures of fact-sheet man.

Sunday, January 2, 2022

Saturday, January 1, 2022