Dedicated to the comic strip by Weingarten and Clark.
Stuck in the same old rut.
Even a new rut would be better.
But after the first 150 years, who is counting?
Time's arrow and marriage's barbs.
It's the residue of the Scout in him.
That's the only part of Scouting that took.
The sale price includes parts and labor.
Now that is cold.
It's more of a rip current than a current.
Diaeresis is what makes a run-on sentence.
She may go into shock going cold turkey.
Cruel and unusual punishment.
At least he is being honest about how he feels.
Even if it lands him on the couch.
Virtual pills are the latest NFT.
Don't get paid in crypto.
Don't look now...too late.
Poverty, the oldest form of stealth technology.
Not to mention the long view of things.
An entirely new perspective.
Remembering 1998 is not exactly a feat.
They should all Party Like Its 1999.
Diplomacy in the bedroom.
Peace in our time.
Giving accreditation where credit is due.
Just swear you are not a scammer.
Work while you pay through the nose.
Better than owing your soul to the company store.
Also a breeding ground for weasels.
It's like the company is a den of thieves.
The Great White Shark himself in the big office.
And that's not Greg Norman.
Keeping the dream alive...
Takes a lot of effort sometimes.
That information is on a need to know basis.
Curiosity is also a Martian rover.
He learned from his mistakes.
Strategic reserve is oily and slippery.
Soon to be a Sci-fi motion picture set in the 1950s.
Next thing you know, she will meet Ant-Man.
Old Maid is more his game.
Or Crazy Eights.
More than one loose screw there.
He'd lose his head if it weren't bolted on, or even if it were.
Does he have a valid chauffeur license?
Hack job.
Abstract thinking can have concrete results.
Selling is the real Expressionism.
The off-label uses alone would make it profitable.
And then there are always new diseases to invent.
Give the greed a rest for a while.
Try gluttony for a change of pace.
Resolved, start the new year on the wrong foot.
The superfluous is worst of all.
Space lasers are reserved for starting forest fires.
Chairface Chippendale got there first.
You should see the movie treatment and stage play.
The further adventures of fact-sheet man.
She's an avid reader of what is between the lines.
It's all in the inflection.
They are resigned to employees making complaints.
And those are bad things?