Honesty is A policy.

 It's those dastardly Californians, passing consumer protection laws.

Takes all the fun and profit out of data mining.

FTDish

 There's a grave somewhere missing its bouquet.

Don't forget the tip.

It's a living.

 There are different kinds of compensation.

Name your poison.

I told you so.

 She needs to work on her follow-through.

There's a hitch in her swing.

Code name witsec.

 Loose lips sink ships, an enemy ear may be near.

Free speech doesn't mean careless talk.

Say the secret word.

 In the words of Slartibartfast*, that's the ordinary paranoia.

Everyone has it.

* Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Bit by bit.

 It's what economists called minding your money.

It's wealth that's all in your mind.

O' the humility !

 A big slice of humble piety.

Somebody is feeling defensive.

Junk mail.

 You give someone a government regulatory agency to run,

 And suddenly they think they should be regulating something.

To be or not to be.

 Common sense is often the first sense lost.

And when that goes, the rest soon follow.

A study in contrasts.

 If you want to get wasted...

You have come to the right place.

Chew on that.

 Better than chewing on one of his own shoes.

Maybe he'd prefer a chaw.

General factotum.

 She's the prime example of an all-around utility player.

A Consuela of all trades.

Who was that masked man?

 Just too good looking to disguise.

Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.

Running out of patience.

 Is that a threat or an offer he cannot refuse?

No more Ms. Nice Guy.

A shot in the arm.

 Become a boosters for boosters.

Even a shot in the dark is worth trying.

Superspreader Sal.

 Bubonic Rat Day is next on his list.

Spreading the word wherever he goes.

Of arms and the man.

All depends on your point of view.

Armed and dangerous.

A budding problem.

 Noise-cancelling earbuds remove annoying sounds.

Nothing but static.

Nio mechanicals were harmed.

 It's a clear case of simulated-animal cruelty.

At least he isn't riding on the roof.

The Norwegian Blue.

 The Dead Parrot Sketch strikes again.

Think how the other driver must feel.

On the lam.

Vanished without a trace.

Going, going, gone.

Condition Red.

 Every generation has its measure of success.

When you're hot you're hot.

Worlds apart.

 And the feeling is mutual, it would appear.

You don't know what you're missing.

Jumping through hoops.

 Let's go to the video.

She has high hopes.

She sells sea shells.

 So the world is no longer his oyster?

Pearls of great price.

Fair and balanced.

 And now equal time for the opposition...

NOT ! Let them buy their own network.

If it's the last thing.

 She makes a good point about Type A people.

He makes the point even better.

What you knead.

 Depends on just how kinky you are.

Come into my parlor for a happy ending.

Strict quality control.

 None of that quality of mercy stuff.

She makes up for the lack of quality with quantity.

Timing is everything.

 Another date that will live in infamy.

Just not his lucky day.