Missing time.

 If you can't manage falling into a coma...

Forgetting some years is the next best thing.

The all new year.

 When it comes to celebrations, they dropped the ball.

Where's the confetti?

Any and all.

 Can you vague that up a bit more?

 

He has a cunning plan.

The usual suspect.

 He's at the top of the list for Captain Renault.

The most unusual usual suspect.

Go phish.

 Put the donation request in a phishing email.

Small fry.

ICK.

 Got them hook. line and sinker.

Like shooting fish in a barrel.

Yaking it up.

 Yakety yak yak.

 

It only yurts when I laugh.

A Christmas Carol.

'Tis better to give than receive.

But 'tis best not to get caught receiving.

No secret anymore.

 Surprise. Now if she is looking for an escort...

It was in her letter to Santa.

Too much information.

 He's not a stalker, just an observant colleague.

A little bit too observant.

Santa's Little Helper.

 If he were less pathetic, he would be someone else.

Thinking of others can be exhausting.

All in the game.

 Contrary to Ernie Lombardi, winning isn't the only thing.

Losing consistently but plausibly is everything.

You're getting to be a habit.

 Too much of a good thing.

Buying friends and influencing people.

Cease and desist.

 She was never read her Miranda rights.

Case dismissed with prejudice.

You better watch out.

 The elf with the pelf.

A greeting card would be less expensive.

A visit to Saint Nicholas.

 Somehow it is cheaper to buy off Santa than to buy gifts.

He's on the Naughty List  -- again.

Worth every cent.

 You get what you pay for.

If you haven't got a penny, a halfpenny will do,

Two faces of Eva.

 Robert Louis Stevenson meet Ms. Hyde.

More concise, too, as determined by Occam's electric shaver.

Out with the old.

 If it ain't broke, break it.

In with the practically good as new.

The fix is in.

 It's a disposable. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle.

You break it, we sell a new one.

But who's counting?

 Forbes is making a list, they're checking it twice.

The top 25 percent of the top 1 percent.

On the go.

 A regular Johnny-on-the-spot.

Work it out.

Nothing to hide.

 Senator Jack S. Phogbound was his mentor.

A number known only by a select few One-Percenters.

Put a good face on.

 False fronts: Must be a movie set.

Move to the front of the class.

The confessional.

 Mammon is a jealous idol.

Sin no more.

Dead tree edition.

 Extree ! Extree, read all about it !

Try lining a bird cage with an iPad.

Roll Over Woody Guthrie.

 This land was made for you and me...

But mostly me.

Who was that masked man?

 It is the well-known cloud of dust that he is throwing.

Heigh-ho !

Shades of gray.

 She is of two minds about ambiguity.

On the one hand the glove is on the other foot.

Snap judgment.

 She never could be the next Ugly American.

Is she also something rhyming with witch?

The little Nipper.

 The real giveaway probably was that whole talking thing.

Except in the book City by Clifford Simak, dogs don't usually talk.

Funny you should mention it.

 Accidentally apposite is still an improvement.

Does he mean Arnold Ziffel from Green Acres?

Cimabue, Cimabue.

 He's a bold, adventurin' man.

His blade was tempera.

Words in words.

 It's as if someone planned it that way.

Do you find a denizen in a den?

Between you and me.

 The Bench could be bugged, you know.

And there is always a parabolic microphone.

Unanimous HoF inductee.

 He got all the first place votes on all the ballots.

No one came in second.

Opportunity knocks.

 Opportunity isn't lost. It's still on Mars.

It just isn't working any longer.

The first Thanksgiving.

 No good deed ever goes unpunished.

No take backs.

The simple life.

 Only the bare necessities of life.

Such decadent luxury.

The four humors.

 The gall of some people.

Keep it up, and he will vent his spleen.

Nothing to sneeze at.

 And just who has the last laugh?

Walking on the edge.

You press the button, we do the rest.

 Quick, take a snapshot.

This is a real Kodak moment.

Making cents of it all.

 Money is no object. It's the subject.

A penny saved is still one cent.

Put your dreams away for another day.

 Try telling that to Old Blue Eyes.

One person's daydream is another person's nightmare.

The manly art.

 Might want to try right-handed next time.

Upholding the male sense of self-worth.

In search of the free lunch.

 The box is probably free to large depositors anyway.

Some people have all the luck.

On the tramp.

 There weren't any tramp liners available.

He walked all the way.

Make no bones about it.

 It could be the skeleton of Radioactive Man.

Which would explain the glow-in-the-dark property.

But me no buts.

 The butt of the joke is not.

Making an ash of himself.

Testing, testing.

 This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.

We now resume normal programming in progress.