In the spirit of the season.

" Donated by A . Nonymous Pillsbury."

Giving until it hurts.

Horsing around.

 And did U haul away a case of beer?

He led a Convoy.

Iconoclastic.

 Imitation is the sincerest form of unoriginality.

Copycat.

A seen on PBS' Nature.

 Doing a favor or staking her claim?

Why not both?

In the black.

 Anything for a buck day.

If online shopping can be cheek by jowl.

1620 plus 400.

 Easily led by the nose.

Thanksgiving in the plague year.

Bodacious.

 That's totally tubular and radical.

Twenty-three skidoo.

Driving Mr. Hazy.

 Sounds as though he has ridden with Barney more than once.

Going nowhere fast.

Curiosity kills.

 Less and less curious as time goes by.

The others were asking for it.

A bird in the hand...

Urban turkeys are almost impossible to trap.

Either that or they are nearly extinct.

Magic Marker.

 He lacks the necessary opposable thumbs.

And his name still is Webster.

No touch.

 Sanitized for your protection.

Clean enough to eat off.

Up to the minute.

 Breaking News ! Stuff happened !

Video at eleven. Followed by the Weather.

Quarantine exercise routine.

 Get into the best shape of your life.

What else do you have to do?

Suspense theater.

Not sitting on the edge of their seats.

Or just edgy.

Clear as mud.

A player to be determined at a later date.

It's a major league trade.

Upside down day.

 People in Australia don't know that they are upside down.

Same with some voters.

You gotta have heart.

 First you have to have a heart.

And not the artificial kind.

Salome.

 The old his head-on-a-platter trope.

Just desserts.

What dreams may come.

 If it's not the issues it's the demons.

The attack of the Fifty Foot Subconscious.

The old freshly painted bench gag.

 Just call him Bumblebee, He's been transformed.

Horizontal stripes make him look fat.

The island state.

 Just across Denial, the world's longest river.

There's more than one born every minute.

Concession speech.

 You can fool some of the people some of the time.

But you can fool yourself only most of the time.

Tropes R Us.

 You will see a real blue moon when pigs fly.

And then it will rain cats and dogs, because you have bats in your belfry.

Out of office experience.

 A woman's work is never done.

He gives more homework than a teacher.

Talk the talk.

 Who would dare to complain?

Besides present company.

Children, what's that sound??

 There's somethin' happenin' here

But what it is ain't exactly clear

 More like what it was.

Me, Myself and I.

 You and what army of one?

 The majority of one.

The good old days.

Nostalgia for the simpler times.

From bad to worse.

There's an app for that.

 There will be plenty of headaches no matter what.

There's a pill for anxiety.