Resolved.

 They have the same chance as all other resolutions.

Slim and none.

Feast and famine.

 Laugh until you cry.

Belly laugh or bellyache, your choice.

Goodbye gruel world.

 A joke otherwise known as very thin gruel.

Comedy starvation diet.

It's a gas.

 Back in the swing of things.

It's like riding a bike.

No passport required.

 Are you trying to fail?

No, I can do that without any effort.

Up against a brick wall.

 Try some paint remover first, before resorting to demolition.

She may need a wrecking ball.

The tradition continues.

 Not exactly Lucy Van Pelt and the football.

But close enough.

Season's greeting..

 Merry Xmas, to all.

 And to all an X-Box.

One sentence logline.

 You can end up going down or going up...

Depending on what you do next.

No big deal.

 The English language as she is spoke.

 Picky, picky, picky.

Well, excuse me.

 Pardon moi. Will you be ordering the deluxe model?

Don't wait for a commutation.

No way man.

 No man is an island, atoll.

Who's tolling that bell?

Excelsior !

 In the words of Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

And Bullwinkle Moose.

Solstice season.

 Saturnalia takes precedence over everything else.

You can't have a celebration without Festivus.

Season of sharing.

 Whether voluntary or not, it's still sharing.

Whose corner is this, anyway?

Dummy.

 How low IQ became an honor.

Consider the source.

Moore or Les.

Who's on First. Watts on Second.

Watson second?

Nature, red in tooth and claw.

 It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.

Or mess about with Father.

Room with a view.

 She has the corner home office.

Battleship gray is the new in vogue color.

Jackpot.

 Would you believe he missed it by that <---> much?

Lightning strikes ... somewhere.

A well-oiled machine.

 When did a letter to Santa become an impossibility?

If he is the real Santa...

Batter up !

 Lying is a competitive sport for many.

Couldn't hit against the shift.

Ho, Ho, Uh-OH !

 There's a downside to a long history on social media.

Don't look at her Instagram.

Keep calm and carry on.

A little imagination goes a long way.

Can't be prosecuted for her thought.

Puppy dog eyes.

 Back to the novelty shop in the country.

Free to a good home.

Two peas in a pod.

 "Anise anyone?" Tom asked gamely.

Legume is also a funny word.

It's a jumgle out there.

 Woman's closest primate relative.

Captive breeding program.

You can count on it.

You can always count on...a leaky faucet.

At least she isn't up to something.

The Wiseacre.

Strictly speaking, it's a memory fault.

She's seen enough to know better.

A cuppa.

 You'll wonder where the yellow went.

Not as shy as he claims.

Bleeding heart on the cutting edge.

 Advance at your own risk.

He might have to lay off some workers.

In the spirit of the season.

" Donated by A . Nonymous Pillsbury."

Giving until it hurts.

Horsing around.

 And did U haul away a case of beer?

He led a Convoy.

Iconoclastic.

 Imitation is the sincerest form of unoriginality.

Copycat.

A seen on PBS' Nature.

 Doing a favor or staking her claim?

Why not both?

In the black.

 Anything for a buck day.

If online shopping can be cheek by jowl.

1620 plus 400.

 Easily led by the nose.

Thanksgiving in the plague year.

Bodacious.

 That's totally tubular and radical.

Twenty-three skidoo.

Driving Mr. Hazy.

 Sounds as though he has ridden with Barney more than once.

Going nowhere fast.

Curiosity kills.

 Less and less curious as time goes by.

The others were asking for it.

A bird in the hand...

Urban turkeys are almost impossible to trap.

Either that or they are nearly extinct.

Magic Marker.

 He lacks the necessary opposable thumbs.

And his name still is Webster.

No touch.

 Sanitized for your protection.

Clean enough to eat off.

Up to the minute.

 Breaking News ! Stuff happened !

Video at eleven. Followed by the Weather.

Quarantine exercise routine.

 Get into the best shape of your life.

What else do you have to do?

Suspense theater.

Not sitting on the edge of their seats.

Or just edgy.

Clear as mud.

A player to be determined at a later date.

It's a major league trade.

Upside down day.

 People in Australia don't know that they are upside down.

Same with some voters.

You gotta have heart.

 First you have to have a heart.

And not the artificial kind.

Salome.

 The old his head-on-a-platter trope.

Just desserts.