Even money.

I wouldn't bet on it.

Risky being defined as taking it. Available under the sign of the laughing skull.

What's all the hullabaloo?

He puts the motion in commotion.

What's all the hubbub bub?

I know nothing.

The man who wasn't there.

The invisible man strikes back.

Able was I ere I saw Elba.

At least he didn't choose Napoleon.

Now that would have been crazy.

Barr None.

Things don't look Rosie.

Do not use the internet or your brain when on Moonestra.

Lamb chop.

Like a lamb to the slaughter.

Simmons doesn't look strong, but he's wiry.

Anthony Bourdain, R.I.P.

"My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature."

 June 25, 1956--June 8, 2018.

It's a trap.

Keep your trap shut.

Maybe he's into that.

Camera obscura.

Film or digital, that is the question.

Red light cameras, on the other hand, are being shut down

It's a wash.

Or it will all come out in the wash.

Do not bleach.

Work shall make you eligible for fewer benefits.

The safety net keeps Barney from losing money.

On the third hand there's a tax cut that requires reducing Medicare and Medicaid.

Martha's quick tip.

Martha uses them all the time on PBS.

A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.

Put on a smiley face.

Facetime is not much help, either.

Human contact is to be discouraged.

How to get your guru back.

You have to do too much work to meditate.

Just wears me out thinking of it.

Snakes and Ladders.

Shedding his skin.

Food trucks are his specialty.

Get your Rick on.

People never grow tired of the classics.

Even Westworld does it.

Up a tree.

It's the ever-popular zone defense.

That's a definite maybe not.

One track minds.

Science has proven it.

At least it's true with men.

One size fits all.

Dowels and children are shaped by similar processes.

It involves a lot of hammering.

Minimum wage.

Proof of life is proof of a living wage.

Get ahead by getting yours.

Pennypincher, PA.

A real place.

In a red state.

Teotwawki, part 2.

The end of the world as we know it, come again?

Possibly June 12.

Pardon me.

I the judge.

Also the jury.

Career counseling.

The upside down race to the bottom.

She's out of control.

Discretion is the better part.

Don't let it happen again.

Or at least don't let it be known.

The Tattler.

I'm a fool, not a rat.

That would be telling.

Discount city.

Spreading goodwill secretly.

Never let the right hand know...

Like cats and dogs.

One ugly baby.

Just one more thing, as Columbo used to say.

Duck !

You left out Donald.

One is a decoy.

That will get a rise out of them.

Armie's Army.

She couldn't help it.


Armand Hammer, founder of Occidental Oil, grandfather of actor Armie Hammer, tried to buy Church & Dwight, the company that makes Arm & Hammer Baking Soda. He failed to acquire a majority position, but did obtain enough stock to get on the board of directors.