Conflict of interest.

Sometimes you have to make sacrifices.

If he doesn't make it, so be it.

Sense and sensibility.

Living in the past beats not.

It's the only choice.

Self assessment.

A man who knows his place.

And how to keep it.

A favor in the future.

If he changes his name to Corleone, it might work.

Watch out for guys who sleep with the fishes.

Let's call the whole thing off.

Move along. Nothing to see here.

A snitch in time.

Three-Second Rule.

Like the five-second rule, but two seconds shorter.

Followed by the lean-on-the-horn rule.

Try a little tenderness.

Killing them with kindness.

Like a honey trap, but not so sweet.

Bidding one notrump.

It takes one to know one.

I know you are, but what am I?

It's murder out there.

Alternately, look for a place where the courts are for sale.

She asked the right person.

America the beautiful.

That works for me.

We make it look easy.

As cream rises to the top.

So, too, does scum rise to the top of the pond.

And toadies skip across the pond.

Quickdraw McGraw.

They don't call him Tex for nothing.

Itchy trigger finger on the Enter Key.

'Snot what you think.

Eating the Snot would have been disgusting.

One way or another, as they say.

Heaven Can Wait.

The cure is as bad as the disease.

Here comes Mr. Jordan.

The New Nprmal.

Is neither new nor normal.

There's just more of it to spread around.

Teapot Dome.

The original fall guy.

Don't quote me on that.

Education you can use.

Is there free wi-fi?

The only Starbuck I know is in Moby Dick.

Jitterbug.

All that energy has to find an outlet.

Withdrawal is always difficult.

Slumgullion.

Gentrification strikes again.

Make it a landmark, and they can't tear it down.

The Old Hairy Eyeball.

Nerf said,

He sees all. He knows all.

The World Turned Upside Down.

Not exactly the surrender at Yorktown, but close.

Nothing in it but the satisfaction of bragging.

Ars gratia artis.

Of course Picasso was worth several hundred million.

It's not a pretty picture.

Greed.

The only thing worse than having them is not having them.

Just have to know which button to push.

Sands of Time.

No time to waste.

Planning is the key.

Latin is a dead language.

Who put the hit on the Hittites?

And now it's killing me.

A feeble gesture.

It was probably the gesture that the camera caught.

Impatience might have been a comic opera by Gilbert and Sullivan.

You can't have everything.

Nobody's perfect, as they say.

And yet she scored so well on the verbals.

Richard Thompson: Starry, starry night.

Creator of Richard's Poor Almanack and Cul De Sac.

His unique sense of humor and inimitable art are missed.

Better than perfect.

Maybe she's stuck in a time loop.

That makes Cynthia ...Miss Lanham as a child.

Death spiral.

Sounds like she hit a sore spot.

Spiraling into the ground.