It bears repeating.

Well, at least he is consistent.

Little being the operative word.

You might feel a little pinch.

Like the dinosaurs, we never knew what hit us.

Maybe like the Cavemen we can still sell insurance.

The Robber Barons' Thesaurus.

 The well-known No Losers Mutual Insurance Company.

Premiums are high, but benefits are higher.

Work in progress.

 It is such a stimulating work environment.

And such inspiring co-workers.

Attention shoppers.

 Subtle hints are out this year,

So cut to the chase.

Milking it.

 And even more people are afraid of medical bankruptcy.

Patients deposit their money, but only he takes  it out.

Doggone it.

 Is the paper to smack him on the nose...

Or to use for paper training?