Dedicated to the comic strip by Weingarten and Clark.
Retirement planning includes many things.
Stock up on the essentials.
It simplifies most, if not all, decisions.
What's good for him is good for humanity.
Maybe not so much funny as true?
He might not have passed his expiration date,
But his warranty has lapsed.
What's in a name? A diversionary tactic.
Two can play that game.
She has decided to come clean at last.
Leaving no doubt that she is his problem.
Must be something wrong with his hearing.
Some people talk with their hands -- as fists,.