Frankly speaking.

He might prefer St. Francis Borgia...

Being married to Lucretia.

A pecuiar sort of a gal.

She does have standards, Mac.

If it ever got around...she would never live it down.

Flat mate.

Not to mention that Charles and family...

Live in the apartment above the garage.

Water Boy.

She was really about to say Sam Jaffee...

Thinking of the Cary Grant movie.

The Key Man.

Call it his key man insurance policy.

And he doesn't know the door combination.

Backup time.

Thirty minutes will clear that right up.

Just you wait and see.

The comedy of menace.

Memory and menace in equal proportions.

He was no Edward Albee.