Dedicated to the comic strip by Weingarten and Clark.
Maybe not so much funny as true?
He might not have passed his expiration date,
But his warranty has lapsed.
What's in a name? A diversionary tactic.
Two can play that game.
She has decided to come clean at last.
Leaving no doubt that she is his problem.
Must be something wrong with his hearing.
Some people talk with their hands -- as fists,.
Jerking on the leash is abusive.
Stop it.
Too bad that Clifford Irving is not available.
His biography of Howard Hughes was big.