The name game.

Mr. Crunchy is a distant relation...

Of Captain Crunch.

Center of the Universe.

True, he does not believe in geocentrism.

He believes in egocentrism.

Racy.

In another life of which they know nothing.

He and James Garner and Paul Newman.

Pathfinder and Company.

You can also bet that his 4-wheel drive...

Has a name that might have come from Fenimore Cooper.

Motheaten.

Camphor grows on trees.

Old Man Smell: Musty or Old Spice?

Blasted.

Li'l Abner's comic strip hero.

Shot full,  two-dimensional Dick Tracy.

Double standard.

AI can be the source of both...

Problems and problem scapegoating.