You don't want to know.

 You should try her amazing Jackal Surprise.

Hyena flown in fresh daily from Africa.

Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall.

 Things always look so much better...

In the morning with a hangover.

The Landslide.

 The polls are the best indicator...

Of a complete lack of actual reporting.

Coming of age.

 He ages at one-quarter speed,

But the birthday parties are few and far between.

If the aptonym fits.

 Some things just seem to be fated.

Separated at IVF.

Failure to communicate.

 Whatever you have been trying...

It has not been working.

No head, no horse, no sevice.

 Floating heads was the Norelco gimmick

Fourth wall and ceiling shattered.