The ties that bind.

 Large and gaining new members every day.

First and last name the same.

Fool me once.

 The joke's on her. She forgot...

They have a doorbell camera.

Jewelry for Dummies.

 Now certified completely fact-free.

Previously enhanced.

Freeloaders.

 If you are going to steal...

Steal from only the best.

Fore !

 It helps to have a former soccer player as caddie.

Finding the right scorekeeper  is essential.

Breaking News.

 Before there was a Gulf of Mexico...

Before there were Vikings in Vinland.

To the max.

 Barney gets the windfall.

Clyde gets the air.