Continuing resolution.

 His CD is about to roll over and die.

Past its expiration date.

The D-Word.

 It could have been worse.

It could have included.

The ties that bind.

 Large and gaining new members every day.

First and last name the same.

Fool me once.

 The joke's on her. She forgot...

They have a doorbell camera.

Jewelry for Dummies.

 Now certified completely fact-free.

Previously enhanced.

Freeloaders.

 If you are going to steal...

Steal from only the best.

Fore !

 It helps to have a former soccer player as caddie.

Finding the right scorekeeper  is essential.