Part and parcel.

 Maybe not so much funny as true?

Or as Jack Benny used to say, "Now cut that out."

Sell by date.

He might not have passed his expiration date,

But his warranty has lapsed.

The name game.

 What's in a name? A diversionary tactic.

Two can play that game.

It's a wash.

 She has decided to come clean at last.

Leaving no doubt that she is his problem.

Heated air.

Must be something wrong with his hearing.

Some people talk with their hands -- as fists,.

Robot Protection Society.

 Jerking on the leash is abusive.

Stop it.

Author. Author!.

 Too bad that Clifford Irving is not available.

His biography of Howard Hughes was big.