Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Duck duck.

There are black swans after all.
What's up with kids today?



Monday, August 29, 2016

Sunday, August 28, 2016

Who's in your wallet?

Sounds as though it might be totally ineffective.

Like all government commissions.

Saturday, August 27, 2016

The Far Side of the Moon.

Far out ! as the cowboy said in Foul Play.

There had been rumors.

Friday, August 26, 2016

The Oh Really Factor.

Maybe not exactly the same thing.
Depends on whom you ask.



Thursday, August 25, 2016

Patently offensive.

That's what patent attorneys are for.
Crazy like a fox.



Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Checks and balances.

It's a question of checks and balances.

Blank checks and bank balances.

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Monday, August 22, 2016

Fool Us.

That explains why so much money disappears in the stock market.
It's all an illusion.



Sunday, August 21, 2016

One possible explanation.

And mocking people with a disability is just his way of showing solidarity.
It's crazy enough that it might work.



Saturday, August 20, 2016

Frankly and Earnestly.

The Importance of Being Frank and Ernest.
The confusion is easy to understand.


Friday, August 19, 2016

Thursday, August 18, 2016

A postive attitude.

When life hands you lemons,
Sell them to someone without taste buds.



Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Heir and a spare.

Can't hurt to have a few extras just in case.
You never know when you might need one.



Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Fire one.

Why should gun manufacturers have all the fun?
Drug sales are a right. Ask Mary Poppins.



Monday, August 15, 2016

You're going to need a bigger sandwich.

The obviously prefer tuna in water rather than oil.
Without swimmers the sharks must be hungry.



Sunday, August 14, 2016

Queen of the Galaxy.

The Miss Universe pageant was her goal.
But then reality set in.



Saturday, August 13, 2016

Left behind.

It's like the rapture all over again.
I was led to understand that there would be cake.


Friday, August 12, 2016

A good excuse for a party.

Mylar balloons all around.
The many uses of the noble gas.



Thursday, August 11, 2016

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Tuesday, August 9, 2016

And don't even ask about Julius LaRosa.

Some people couldn't even tell Mario Lanza from Mario Andretti.
Or Bobby Rydell from Bobby Darin.



Sunday, August 7, 2016

This message will self-destruct.

In the event of capture, the CEO will disavow all knowledge.
No need to know.



Saturday, August 6, 2016

Smithers, release the hounds.

There could be a trapdoor in front of the desk.

The good, the bad and the ugly.

Friday, August 5, 2016

The one and only Irving Berlin.

God Bless America and the Philadelphia Flyers.
Forging right ahead.


Thursday, August 4, 2016

Benchmark.

He doesn't own the right ones, obviously.
Devil's advocate.



Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Keep your head down, or lose it.

We can't have any of that here.
Next thing you know, he might be thinking for himself.



Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Data is an android.

Also PASSWORD is a really good password.
They think of everything.



Monday, August 1, 2016

Sugar.

Let me call you sweetheart.
Looking for Mr. Goodbar?