Sunday, July 31, 2016

Top Ten List.

Where is Dave Letterman when we need him?
Probably at the home office in Lebanon, PA.



Saturday, July 30, 2016

Live and let die.

Sir Paul and Barney are like brothers.
At least in his mind.



Friday, July 29, 2016

It's an episode of Home Improvement.

As Tim "Toolman" Taylor used to say, "More power."
Maybe it's a coffin.



Thursday, July 28, 2016

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Emergency is a TV series.

What they don't know won't hurt her.
You never know when spontaneous combustion will hit.



Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Is that thing loaded?

Careful where you point it.

Watch where you step.

Monday, July 25, 2016

Sunday, July 24, 2016

By weight not by volume.

Other than being wrong, what's to say?
It's actually 2,200 pounds.



Saturday, July 23, 2016

Friday, July 22, 2016

Blood will tell.

Only trying to help.
Setting the record straight.



Thursday, July 21, 2016

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Me, myself, and I.

Apparently that only helps if you really aren't crazy.
But it doesn't mean you aren't.



Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Monday, July 18, 2016

The whole truth.

He knows decisiveness when he's told what it is.
Yes only goes so far.




Sunday, July 17, 2016

Saturday, July 16, 2016

An end of the world scenario.

It's a dark place in there.

There's always the snake oil.




Friday, July 15, 2016

Thursday, July 14, 2016

Wednesday, July 13, 2016

Double vision.

A little creative blurring of the lines.

Smudges in all the wrong places.

Monday, July 11, 2016

Sunday, July 10, 2016

Not so reserved.

At least it wasn't Paul Volcker.

Or Alan Greenspan. Don't make a federal case of it.

Saturday, July 9, 2016

If you are ever in Ottawa.

Whoa, dude, that's Karsh.

The little lady wins a cigar.

Friday, July 8, 2016

Password with Allen Ludden.

Nobody would guess Ludden as the password.
Nothing to see here. Nothing at all.



Thursday, July 7, 2016

Never boring.

The sure way to jinx it.
Things are looking up until they come crashing down.



Wednesday, July 6, 2016

The back scratcher.

Healthy profits.
What's good for Pillsbury is not necessarily good for America.



Tuesday, July 5, 2016

The happy campers.

It's just crazy enough to work.
And the campers are that way, too.



Monday, July 4, 2016

Sunday, July 3, 2016

Inherited.

Thrifty is as thrifty does.
Cheap runs in the family.



Saturday, July 2, 2016

Dr. Livingstone I. Presume.

Just call him I P. for short.

Incontinent. In continent. HA!

Friday, July 1, 2016