Saturday, April 30, 2016

Drumpfed.

You have just entered that area we call the Twilight Zone.
It's definitely spooky in there.


Friday, April 29, 2016

The panacea.

The cure-all for whatever you did.
Add chocolate when in doubt.



Thursday, April 28, 2016

Desideratum.

Anything your tiny little heart desires.
Adding conditions is not fair.



Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Essay test.

Rap sheet attached.

No need to go into detail.

Monday, April 25, 2016

To paraphrase Santayana.

It might already be too late.
Based on the election rhetoric, that is..



Saturday, April 23, 2016

Friday, April 22, 2016

It's complicated.

Two out of the Seven Deadly Sins is pretty good.
You can't expect progress to be a straight line.


Thursday, April 21, 2016

Came to grief.

And it isn't even Festivus.
That's not new business. That's continuing.



Wednesday, April 20, 2016

What is a misnamed quiz show?

What is The Man with Two Brains?

Merv Griffin played a serial killer in this Steve Martin movie.

Tuesday, April 19, 2016

The beat generation.

As Michael Jackson used to say, "Beat it."
Let's hope there are no riots at the meeting.


Monday, April 18, 2016

Big Eyes.

Who could possibly resist?
Maybe a bullfighter or Elvis on velvet?



Sunday, April 17, 2016

Saturday, April 16, 2016

Friday, April 15, 2016

Guess who's coming to dinner?

Well, that takes us back.
She has a point, though.

When Clyde & Barney first met.


Thursday, April 14, 2016

A taxing situation.

Adolf files as an S Corporation.

Short form SE, too.

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

In God we trust.

All others pay cash.
Gold coins, silver bars, bearer bonds...



Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Four and twenty blackbirds.

He said with a rye smile.
Things have gone a rye.



Monday, April 11, 2016

Nothing to fear.

Except fear itself...
 and betrayal...

and spiders.

Sunday, April 10, 2016

Since the breakup of Ma Bell.

Ernestine has gone to work for the credit card industry.
"Is this the party to whom I am speaking?"



Friday, April 8, 2016

Wrestling with an angel.

There's always the WWE.
What's the basketball for?



Thursday, April 7, 2016

Wednesday, April 6, 2016

Nine thousand nine hundred ninety nine dollars.

Nothing suspicious about all those cash transactions.
Have a good explanation ready at all times.



Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Ransom of Red Cyn.

There's an O. Henry story in there somewhere.
You took her. She's your problem now.



Monday, April 4, 2016

Ears to you, Mrs. Robinson.

Not for lack of will.
And he can hear him coming a mile away.



Sunday, April 3, 2016

You say Himalaya.

Nobody knows the name of K2 in any case.
And it really is taller than K1.



Saturday, April 2, 2016

Bedeviled.

The devil, you say.

Job got a new family and fortune, so it all worked out.

Friday, April 1, 2016

For example.

It takes a lot of living before you can get away with anything.
Nobody starts at the top.