Thursday, December 31, 2015

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

The great unwashed.

It will take some indulgence.
And maybe some hand sanitizer.

Tuesday, December 29, 2015


Well, yes, you buy one and that's it.
As long as it's spelled out in the fine print.

Sunday, December 27, 2015

Saturday, December 26, 2015

Say it ain't so, Joe.

If you can't steal from the world's most prolific cartoonist...

Who can you steal from?

Friday, December 25, 2015

Thursday, December 24, 2015

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Appliance repair.

The TV repairman also has been replaced by the cable guy.
The movies have never been the same.

Sugar rush.

Don't be a sap.
Sugar,, sugar.

Doing things differently today.

Sunday, December 20, 2015

Saturday, December 19, 2015

Yes mania.

Being a Yes-Man is hard work.

You don't want to strain something.

Friday, December 18, 2015

Thursday, December 17, 2015

The talented winner.

Those are some nice talents you have there.
Ans the rest is nice, too.

Wednesday, December 16, 2015


There's a lot of that going around.
I see nothing.  I know nothing. Nothing at all.

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Monday, December 14, 2015

Sunday, December 13, 2015

Insensitivity training.

Low standards are better than no standards at all.

Good parenting there.

Saturday, December 12, 2015

Friday, December 11, 2015

Bottoms up.

Just when you think it can't get any stranger.

It proves you wrong every time.

Thursday, December 10, 2015

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Lock, stock and barrel.

Brought to you by the NRA.

Yes, it refers to a flintlock gun.

Monday, December 7, 2015

Sunday, December 6, 2015

Dream big.

Worse than a stage mother.

She has to live there, after all.

Saturday, December 5, 2015

Friday, December 4, 2015

Let's go to the mall.

It's five o'clock. Do you know where your customer is?

Find them where they live.

Thursday, December 3, 2015

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

Surprise party.

At the risk of repeating himself...

He needs new material.