Friday, July 31, 2015


Beats what Sally Field had to say.

Well, golly gee whiz.

Thursday, July 30, 2015

Dueling GPS.

At least the reception is good.
Best way out Dogpatch is through the holler.

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Saturday Night Feverish.

The only thing more embarrassing than a parent stuck in the bell-bottom era...

Is one who thinks he's a wild and crazy guy.

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Recipe for disaster?

Keep your oven mitts to yourself.
And then do the cooking.
If only the instructions were in English.

Monday, July 27, 2015

Sunday, July 26, 2015

Saturday, July 25, 2015

Zombie ants.

What could possibly go wrong?
And watch your language.

Friday, July 24, 2015

Say what.

Someone should do a comic like that.
Funny -- you should ask. In the second panel.

Thursday, July 23, 2015

Mae West.

She could call him Mae.
And he could call her Bill.

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Playing chicken.

Your have them over a mandatory vaccination law.
It's collusion between the drug companies and the flu bugs.

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Monday, July 20, 2015


That's the polite version.
You don't need to know the original.

Sunday, July 19, 2015

Saturday, July 18, 2015

Cabin in the Woods.

How many horror movies begin.
Roughing it, modern style. Build-your-own-cell-phone tower.

Friday, July 17, 2015

Time out.

If you are going to behave like children...
Oh, grow up.

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Yes manism.

Can't blame an invertebrate for being spineless.
Yes is the word of the day everyday.

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Monday, July 13, 2015

You want Google Maps.

Information used to be 4-1-1.
What he does with the information is his business.

Sunday, July 12, 2015

Hippy dippy.

Your hippy dippy pickpocket.
Look, over there...

Saturday, July 11, 2015

Turn yur radio on.

In fact, most smart phones have FM receivers built in.
They just need to be switched on.

Friday, July 10, 2015

The 150th anniversary of Alice in Wonderland.

A little mercury poisoning goes a long way.
Alice Liddell had the same reaction.

Thursday, July 9, 2015

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Eat or be eaten.

Roaches move in, but the don't move out.
Bugs rule.

Sunday, July 5, 2015

Saturday, July 4, 2015

Friday, July 3, 2015

Thursday, July 2, 2015

The old ball and chain.

Usually now called a GPS ankle monitor.
A failure to communicate? On the bright side, he's still single.

Wednesday, July 1, 2015