Thursday, April 30, 2015

Spreading like wildfire.

Stupidity -- it's catching on.
You know you're an idiot when...you don't know you're an idiot.



Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Monday, April 27, 2015

Sunday, April 26, 2015

The Wind in the Willows.

Hey, it's in the public domain.
Not so sure about the Pearls characters, though.



Saturday, April 25, 2015

You're on candid camera.

It's all about recognizing the opportunity.

Just be yourself, or someone better, as the case may be.

Friday, April 24, 2015

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Truth is at the bottom of a well.

Some wisdom is at the bottom of the barrel.
Looks something like Hugo Hackenbush.



Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Driving miss.

In Florida, that is parking.
The convenience store was invented the same way.


Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Are you a Zuck?

Maybe he''s a schlemiel.
Schmuck is already taken.



Monday, April 20, 2015

U of P.

Flat sheets 101 is a prerequisite.
It involves extra dimensions in hyperspace.


Sunday, April 19, 2015

A horse of a different color.

Browned in oil and butter.
It makes the stew stable.



Saturday, April 18, 2015

Friday, April 17, 2015

Goth or not Goth.

Once you start, you can't stop.

Next will be tear drops and daggers.

Thursday, April 16, 2015

The return of Bazooka Joe.

Oddly, the new look Bazooka Joe is going to return soon.
Gum is his life.



Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Just call me GORT.

With a name like G.O.R.T it has to be good.
I can't imagine what gave it away.


Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Resistance is futile.

Annihilate ! shout the Daleks.

Also the war cry of the Borg.

Sunday, April 12, 2015

Fuzzy logic.

Seems like a perfectly reasonable question.
Wild mink grows back sooner.



Saturday, April 11, 2015

The Devil is in the details.

Daniel Webster would have a devil of a job breaking those contracts.

One-stop shopping.

Friday, April 10, 2015

Thursday, April 9, 2015

Certified by the EPA.

And part of you, too.
A little bit here, a little bit there.



Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Eb and Flo.

There actually was a comic strip called Eb and Flo.
Or she could have looked it up on this blog.

Eb and Flo by Paul Sellers.

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Monday, April 6, 2015

Sunday, April 5, 2015

Saturday, April 4, 2015

Mr. Know-it-all.

Know thyself, as the Oracle of Delphi said.

Impossible as that seems.

Friday, April 3, 2015

Thursday, April 2, 2015

Fear itself.

And no Halloween episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
At least none with that title.



Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Anthro 101.

Just shows you the value of a college education.

He's a Phoenix.