Friday, October 31, 2014

Treasure Hunt.

And not the games show with Jan Murray.
Did you look under the sofa?



Thursday, October 30, 2014

They might be giants.

It's harder to googlenope than it looks.
Plagiarism is the heart and soul of the internet -- Abraham Lincoln.



Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Up your nose with a rubber hose.

In fact, they use the same chemicals.
Now, how will they prove it?



Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Bathroom privileges.

Soundproofing would be a good idea.
Or get a noisier fan.



Monday, October 27, 2014

Individual retirement account.

The chimps are better managers of their 401(K) accounts, too.
It's a choice between chimps and chumps.



Sunday, October 26, 2014

Antimacassar.

Why isn't anybody pro macassar?
Get some whale oil for the lamps.



Saturday, October 25, 2014

Talk it up.

And to condescend at the same time also costs nothing.
Talk is cheap.

Friday, October 24, 2014

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Chubby cheeks.

Spontaneous ignition is always a mystery.
Money might have changed hands.



Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Peer review.

Respect has to be earned.
Not ready for prime time.



Monday, October 20, 2014

Baked Alaska.

The recipe is currently popular in Colorado.
Seniority counts for something.



Sunday, October 19, 2014

Saturday, October 18, 2014

Fantasy Island.

De plane, boss, de plane.
Where's Tallulah Bankhead?



Friday, October 17, 2014

Don't Panic!

Somebody call 911.
Transfusion anyone?



Thursday, October 16, 2014

What's on second.

A little bit of gotcha journalism.
Barney has a face made for radio.




Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Immunity syndrome.

Exposure to a few germs is good for the immune system.
It's the cultured choice.



Monday, October 13, 2014

Sunday, October 12, 2014

Saturday, October 11, 2014

Friday, October 10, 2014

Thursday, October 9, 2014

They can't take that away from me.

Just because it has never been done,

Is no reason to think that it can't be done.

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Friends in high places.

Or possibly just high friends.
Maybe she can claim sanctuary.



Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Monday, October 6, 2014

Sunday, October 5, 2014

Friday, October 3, 2014

Thursday, October 2, 2014

A sense of proportion.

Shocking news is shocking news.


Break it to them cautiously.

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

The Human Comedy.

If you put Longfellow and Balzac together...


You get a whole joke.