Saturday, May 31, 2014

Three gold balls.

Anything of value. Kidneys, bone marrow, that extra lung.
Looks good on paper.




Friday, May 30, 2014

Thirty pieces of silver.

Or one piece worth thirty dollars.
My Precious, metals are usually going up.




Thursday, May 29, 2014

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Monday, May 26, 2014

Brain drain.

Sometimes you just can't get your brain to cooperate.
You just can't trust your brain.




Sunday, May 25, 2014

Saturday, May 24, 2014

Friday, May 23, 2014

Tetraethyllead.

It's not as if corporations used pseudo-science in the past.
Or lied about the dangers of their products.




Thursday, May 22, 2014

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Thinning the herd.

It has the additional advantage that Duane eliminates potential rivals.
Of course, if they are in Lithuania, then that makes it simple.




Tuesday, May 20, 2014

The great restorer.

It's not as though he's gone over to Jenny McCarthy.

Everybody except Barney saw that one coming.



Monday, May 19, 2014

Welcome to Dogpatch.

And you will have to get Joe to sign off on the deal.
Ingredients may vary.




Sunday, May 18, 2014

Caught in the draft.

Explain it to the draft board.
He should be eligible for the student deferment.




Saturday, May 17, 2014

Zap!

The death spiral is pretty disturbing, too.

The bugs never say anything when the bats strike.


Friday, May 16, 2014

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Correlation or causation.

Aw, who can resist a kitten video?
And then there is that hero cat.




Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Would that be a cartoonist?

What so bad about being an egotist?
Or isn't that what she meant?



Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Humzinger.

They prefer the visible hand to the invisible hand.

Which is only natural.


Monday, May 12, 2014

Sunday, May 11, 2014

Just bearable.

A lack of effort on both sides.

They should try harder in the future.

Friday, May 9, 2014

Meet Beau Tox.

Stiff upper lip, and brow, and cheeks.
That's another kind of party altogether.




Thursday, May 8, 2014

50 million Frenchmen.

If it bleeds, and there's an American, it leads.
Millions of foreigners is a statistic. One American is a tragedy.




Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Walking Deadhead.

First, you have to find the brain.
Then it has to be worth the effort to get it.



I like turtles 2.

Lest we forget, here is the video that swept the world back in 2007.

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

I like turtles.

Sic transit gloria mundi.
Or something that can never be lived down?




Monday, May 5, 2014

The efficiency expert.

A little shorthand can speed things along.


It's not whether you win or lose, but if you beat the spread.

Sunday, May 4, 2014

Meet Buzz Word.

Nouveau business is all the rage.
If you can't understand it, it must be really advanced.




Saturday, May 3, 2014

Accordion to whom?

It's Weird Dean Martin Yankovich.
Running interference patterns.




Friday, May 2, 2014

Parsimony.

Or as it is better known, getting by on the cheap.

Parsimony butters no parsnips.


Thursday, May 1, 2014