Wanted dead or alive.

The name's the same.

Only the faces have been changed.

Save a tree.

Barney experiences a Sheryl Crow moment.

If they didn't keep reducing the number of sheets on a roll...

A little batty.

Preserving bat populations is a noble cause.

Does that make Barney the new batman?

Fear Itself.

Why should Fear fear itself?

Fearing the Martian moon, Phobos.

B&C get snarky.

This is how The February 24 B&C appeared in The Washington Post, as a result of the editorial objections to alleged sexism.

Ridiculing a sexist dope like Duane is okay, as long as there is no sexist behavior to ridicule, apparently.

Outlook is hazy.

Behind the eight ball is more like it.

And he moonlights as a weatherman.

Double the fun.

Duane meets the Doublemint twins.

Four times the pleasure.

Doing the robot.

Everybody hates mimes.

They especially hate the existential type.

Area 51.

That sounds like a reasonable theoretical complaint.

They can make a better cellphone, but that would put them out of business.

Egalitarianism run rampant.

Nobody said that life was fair.

Curse you, Modern Medicine.

Oh you swine.

It's not a stampede, it's a herd.

Miss Piggy will be around to chop him later.

I feel pretty.

Look at that pretty girl in the mirror there.

She has cute hearing at least.

Like talking to a brick wall.

If you don't know the words...

Hum along.

Cigars, cigarettes, tiparillos.

Lucretia sort of looks like Edie Adams.

Tobacco habits are hard to break.

In the raw.

Just hope that the fugu was properly prepared.

Nothing piques the appetite like the possibility of sudden death.

Lost.

Obviously, she means watch Lost on DVD.

She's a fan of Terry O'Quinn.

pwned.

No fooling.

Picky, picky, picky.

Extra credit.

Taking credit for the work of others.

Scared straight she isn't.

Tiffany's on speed-dial.

Something sparkling in a small blue box.

Works every time. Comfort is Tiffany's middle name.

Hypatia unplugged.

Just take out the batteries,

She's stuck in a loop.

I can't get started with U.

Pie are round.

3.14159...

Ten, Ten, Ten pets in one.

The all-new Multi-Pet.

Get yours today. Plus shipping and handling.

My bad.

Any resemblance to any real person, living or dead...

Is purely coincidental.

The style is the girl herself.

Careful, or someone's internet privileges could be revoked.

That's fine, until the guinea pig is sacrificed at the end of the experiment.

Genius at work.

Not in any way similar to Pinky and The Brain.

Also not a hamster.

The customer is always right.

Oh, no problemo!

Leaving out the main ingredient will speed things up.

A case of mutual attraction.

An example of the strongest force in the universe?

True love.

Generation G.

The G stands for Gap.

Nobody wears stockings any more.

If you've been bad or good.

Setting a bad example...

is just as important as setting a good one. And easier.