Saturday, November 30, 2013

Friday, November 29, 2013

This is a stickup.

I'm thinking. I'm thinking.

What were you expecting? Something inspirational?

Thursday, November 28, 2013

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Things get hairy.

It would have to be the French.

It's the natural look.

Monday, November 25, 2013

Infallibility.

Never admit you are wrong.

As long as you can lie, at least.

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Friday, November 22, 2013

Thursday, November 21, 2013

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

As the worm turns.

I can't imagine why the clinical trials failed.

Who wouldn't want a bunch of intestinal parasites?

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Early burnout.

Cynthia's meteoric career.

She might have peaked too early.

Monday, November 18, 2013

Sunday, November 17, 2013

SHMOE.

If you add Lake Champlain,


 you have SCHMOE.

Saturday, November 16, 2013

Friday, November 15, 2013

Thursday, November 14, 2013

Colonoscopy.

A natural sequel to the Food Court scene.

We'll get to the bottom of this.

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

More is more.

Concentrated and more effective,


but use the same amount anyway.

Monday, November 11, 2013

Kitchen math.

Pie are square.

Cupcake am round.

Sunday, November 10, 2013

DUCK!

Dick Cheney would be their best customer.

It gives the ducks a sporting chance.

Saturday, November 9, 2013

Now is the time for all good men.

What do linotype operators key in?

Touch typing went out with the Remington.

Friday, November 8, 2013

War games.

Time for a little non-violent war gaming.

The imaginary blood and gore is wholesome.

Thursday, November 7, 2013

It's a crime.

Not being handicapped by morals is also a handicap?

You can also use the motorized cart in the store.

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Ninja, Ninja Number Nine.

Ms. Foxx should have considered that before speaking.

Now encourage him to tell it elsewhere.

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Monday, November 4, 2013

Not a crook.

What does he have against Windex?

If you can't trust Richard Nixon...

Sunday, November 3, 2013

Tweeter-versed.

Tweeter? What's the high-pitched sound I hear?

Sylvester could tell you about Tweety.

Saturday, November 2, 2013

Count to ten.

Pointing out the obvious.

Time to cool off.

Friday, November 1, 2013

Smokeless.

Are you sure she didn't say "Kool?"

Easy to shift into lecture mode.