Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Hooterville.

Stereotyping -- the ability to type with both hands.

Cletis must be one of those fancy spellings. Cletus is normal.

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

A man called Caine.

Probably just a fan.

I'm pretty sure that the sprinklers are at fault.

Monday, July 29, 2013

Sunday, July 28, 2013

Saturday, July 27, 2013

Emoticons save the day.

That could not have been any more informative ;>p

I, also, vote for option two.

Friday, July 26, 2013

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Monday, July 22, 2013

Don't cry over spoiled milk.

If you start out with something that is already sour milk...


How do you know when it's spoiled?

Sunday, July 21, 2013

Saturday, July 20, 2013

Friday, July 19, 2013

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Hare's looking at you, kid.

When things get harey...

A not entirely subtle way of getting Adolf a little time in the strip.

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Monday, July 15, 2013

Hairnet city.

Duane looks like Hercule Poirot with that hairnet.

At least it could have been California.

Sunday, July 14, 2013

Saturday, July 13, 2013

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Teamwork.

I thought that the point was that there needs to be an exception.

Or possibly not.

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Take my wife, please.

If you are going to do an old joke...

Then really do an old joke,

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Monday, July 8, 2013

Survivor's guilt.

Didn't Alan King do a routine based on the surviving widow?

IBM PC survived by its keyboard.



Sunday, July 7, 2013

Why ask why?

Why not?

It was a chain reaction kind of thing.

Saturday, July 6, 2013

Thank you for choosing Cable-Comm.

No jury would convict her.

Your roots need a touch-up.

Friday, July 5, 2013

Really top secret.

Isn't that Ed Snowden?

Look out for WikiLeaks.

Thursday, July 4, 2013

You're so superficial.

You would be surprised how often that surface comes up.

In other words, it is bent.

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Yankee Doodle Dandy.

I always thought it was a James Cagney.

Or at least a George M. Cohan.

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Spoiler coming.

She should have seen that coming.

No, I mean literally seen it coming.