Friday, May 31, 2013

Humiliation saver app.

Let's be clear, that's a Chaplin mustache.

No need to thank her.

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Merry I am.

Oh, Noah you don't.

Duane is so depressed, he's in a Funk and Wagnalls.

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Yearbook pictures.

Looking like your yearbook picture is no virtue.

I suspect steroids.

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Monday, May 27, 2013

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Over exposed.

I shutter to think of what Eb might say about speed.

Oh, Stop!

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Magic Pony.

Unicorns aren't usually associated with anxiety dreams.

Fairy godmothers, on the other hand...

Friday, May 24, 2013

Call John Jacob Astor.

It could be muskrats.

Or possibly Jeremiah Johnson.

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Monday, May 20, 2013

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Friday, May 17, 2013

Waxing philosophical.

Philosophy is more useful than a Liberal Arts degree, it seems.

What do we know?

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Direct Deposit.

At least that means that all fees have been waived.

The limo and driver also might be a clue.

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Robert Hall is the reason, low overhead.

Harry S. Truman was the last haberdasher.

Lloyd , Jeff or Beau Bridges?

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Monday, May 13, 2013

The civil rice movement.

That's when the brown and white rices are integrated.

It's as if Rosa Parks were there.

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Is it Romulan?

Cloaking devices are tricky that way.

Now you see it, now you don't.

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Friday, May 10, 2013

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Student pride.

Pride goeth upon a bumper sticker.

And before the next term.

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Right in the cringe area.

And they say that a catcher's hands suffer the greatest damage.

Or the groinal area, as the sportscasters put it.

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Monday, May 6, 2013

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Dietary supplement.

Clinically proven to reduce nothing.


Except your bank balance.

Saturday, May 4, 2013

Speed freak.

Slow down, you move too fast. Got to make the morning last.

Feelin' groovy.

Friday, May 3, 2013

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

The Voice.

The Original "The Voice," Francis Albert.

Download the soundtrack of High Society, indeed.