Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Saturday, April 27, 2013

DeGaussed.

The filibuster reaches the 5th grade.

She talks a good game.

Friday, April 26, 2013

Medicine show.

That should be no problem for a dedicated snake oil salesman.

All you need is a wagon and a portable stage.

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Wikiwiki.

Only slightly less reliable than the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Hurry up and be misled.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Poppin' Fresh.

If you poke him in the belly, he laughs.

The pasty complexion is normal.

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Bird Bird strikes again.

Never trust a Muppet with a baseball.

Hey, she could have blamed the kids.

Monday, April 22, 2013

Double your pleasure.

That was after he lost six fingers on each hand.

And had already invented the 12-string guitar.

Sunday, April 21, 2013

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Docking station.

Docking would be a cosmetic surgery specialty.

Getting some tail would be a literal phrase.

Friday, April 19, 2013

Pure speculation.

No reflection on the present comic intended.

Speculum, replaced by the flashlight.

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Another Kodak moment.

Lottery ticket, one dollar. Look of amazement: Priceless.

Money buys happiness, after all.

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Dark gravity.

The most powerful attractive force in the universe, money to money.

Research takes money.

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Bush League Politics.

There was also a John Adams II.

But let's not get personal.

Monday, April 15, 2013

Sunday, April 14, 2013

The Nigerian Prince.

Actually, the money is in the Bank of England.

It's nice that Lucretia and Cynthia have found a common interest.

Saturday, April 13, 2013

What's wrong with Texas.

Start with the School Board Approved textbooks.

And that's just the beginning.

Friday, April 12, 2013

Nature's Own.

If you are looking for medicinal plants in the jungle, you're in luck.

They are more sophisticated than you think.

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Productivity enhancement.

Pseudo-random for pseudo-research.

What would you do for a Klondike?

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Audioanimatronics.

It's like a living history museum or Colonial Williamsburg.

Stay behind the velvet rope.

Monday, April 8, 2013

Lack of ambition.

Crazy Guggenheim impersonator who aspires to be Foster Brooks.

First comes love, then comes marriage...

Sunday, April 7, 2013

Saturday, April 6, 2013

The Iron Lady.

Margaret Thatcher never looked so good.

And she has a sidekick, Iron Maiden.

Friday, April 5, 2013

Thursday, April 4, 2013

If I were King.

Everybody knows that the subjunctive could be involved.

Don't get overwrought.

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

The invisible pun.

It must be all the electromagnetic interference that makes the funny.

Do robots dream of electric sheep?

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

There are stupid questions.

Most of them use a stool.

And that rules out housemaid's knee.

Monday, April 1, 2013

Times Sunday Cross.

Cynthia also stops the CryptoQuote after finding which letter substitutes for "e."

The modesty she gets from her father.