Friday, November 30, 2012

Dords and dordettes.

The opposites of dudes and dudettes, rural people who visit the big city on vacation.

Also, people from Dort.

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Airing dirty laundry.

Seems like a stereotype. Are they out of the closet, then?

Best swept under the rug.

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Monday, November 26, 2012

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Friday, November 23, 2012

Thursday, November 22, 2012


If you want to get the message to the younger generation, Henry.

It seems only fair, since he probably loathes himself, too.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Makes the world go round.

He also hates a mess hall.

He even hates hate.

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Monday, November 19, 2012

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Milk of Public Domain.

Holmes with have to rely on the Scotland Yard Constipateds.

I mean Constables. It saves them from doing hard time.

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Friday, November 16, 2012

A hairy situation.

May the hair in your ears never grow less -- old Ferengi saying.

It's all relative.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Don't be evol.

It's in the charter.

You can't violate the Googol charter.

Spelling was not their strong suit, however.

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Monday, November 12, 2012

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Meter madness.

Illegal in some jurisdictions.

Parking is his calling.

Friday, November 9, 2012

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Lemony Freshet's Toliet Bowl Cleaner.

There are already a bunch of lemony fresh toilet bowl cleaners.

Not to be confused with Lemony Snicket's.

Monday, November 5, 2012

Steve iPad.

Don't be silly. We are named after popular brand names,
There are probably a lot more Apples out there other than Gwyneth's kid.

Levi Jeans, for example.

Sunday, November 4, 2012


Why, back in my day we had to use cursor keys.

Touchscreens are the way to go.

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Butt of the joke.

If I had to guess, this is another strip inspired by Dan in real life.

Cynthia is usually Dan's alter ego.

Friday, November 2, 2012

Thursday, November 1, 2012

As long as he doesn't frighten them.

When he starts salivating, it's time to sound retreat.

Maybe Cynthia can get Hannibal Lecter instead.